Meme of Firsts

But first, these messages….

A blogger by the name of Bizarre Brunette posts a list of her favorite HNTs each week, kinda like Sage and Vixen do.  Guess what?  I’m one of them!!!  You should go see who else she likes.

As a follow-up to my Social Networks post the other day, a kind reader e-mailed me this link on the 10 privacy settings every Facebook user should know.  Good stuff, you should check it out if you’re on Facebook.

I’ll be gone for a few days.  Darling Boy and I are going to Pittsburgh to visit my mom and ailing step-father.  I’m bringing my laptop with me, but there are some things I don’t want mom looking over my shoulder and seeing!!!

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The Meme of Firsts

I’ve seen this meme circulating around here and there, then Veronica got tagged with it, so she in turn tagged me.  Why, I have no idea, since she knows the answers to practically every one of the questions!  Anyway, here are my answers…

The Rules:

1. Please post them at the beginning of your meme.
2. Please include a link to Sex Talk For Men. [Done.]
3. Also, please include as many sordid details in your answers as possible — if you haven’t got any, make them up! [I'm not making anything up!]

1. First French kiss?

11 years old, sleep away summer camp, she was 13.  It was movie night and we laid together watching the movie, sleeping bags side-by-side.  Afterwards, all of the kids were told to go back to their respective cabins and Jeannette and I took the long way back  to the cabin area.  She stopped us and moved in to kiss me.  WTF?  Tongue?  I was befuddled, to say the least!  But she was patient with me and I was apparently a quick learner.  All was good in no time.

2. First boyfriend / girlfriend?

It wasn’t Jeannette.  I was only at camp for a week that summer and I think that movie night was the last or next-to-last night of the camp week.  Fast forward 2 yrs or so, 8th grade, her name was Ruth.  We’d hang out at her house after school and kissed some.  Never went any further than that.

3. First type.

I think my type has always been curvy brunette.  Just look at Veronica and picture variations on her.  Only 2 blonde girlfriends that I can think of.  And no stick figures.  Tits and hips are nice

4. First time you had sex.

Veronica.  And you know what, for years she and I have messed up our meet-aversary!  It was the last Saturday in September 1990.  Which was the 29th, looking back now.  But if you asked us anytime over the last 10 years, we would have said the 30th!  We then had sex 2 Fridays later, which would have been a Friday the 13th if we met on the 30th.  Oops…

Anyway, we had sex 4 (!!!) times that night.  It was spectacular.  Still is *wink*

5. First celebrity crush.

Can’t think of one.

6. First sexual fantasy.

Ah, Dawn, my girlfriend of almost 2 yrs in HS.  How I wanted to have her legs up in the air, me between them, and I thought about that many a time while doing the 5 knuckle chuckle.  Alas, it was not meant to be *pout*

7. First person you fell in love with.

Veronica.  I thought I fell in love with Dawn, but I know better now.

8. First proper sex toy.

My left hand?  I don’t know, guys don’t really use them now, do they?

9. First porn video.

Don’t know where it came from, but I discovered a copy of “Taboo” with Kay Parker in our house, about a woman who has sex with her son.  I think I was about 14, so my parents were separated but living in the same house (yeah, that was comfortable…), which might explain why dad had a porno.  I dunno…

10. First sexy lingerie item/sexy briefs owned.

I owned nothing but tightie-whities for years.  Probably 6 or 8 years ago Veronica started getting me briefs in different colors.  Then last year she discovered the Calvin Klein microfiber trunks I love so much.

11. First time giving oral.

Veronica.  I really wanted to with Dawn, and there was another girl the year before I met Veronica, but it didn’t happen.  I actually don’t remember the first time, though.  Probably not too long after the first time we had sex.  I don’t think I was very good at it then.  But I’d like to think I’m better now 

12. First time getting oral.

Again, Dawn.  It was OK.  And then there was Laura, sophomore year in college.  That girl was something else.

13. First orgasm given by someone else.

See #12

14. First one night stand.

None, until this past year and our exploration of swinging.  Kind of the opposite of Ms. I’s answer to this question.  Every couple or single woman we’ve played with has been with the intention of forming a friends-with-benefits relationship.  Well, except for the stripper I fucked in the club…  Anyway, my first one night stand would have been Sept 14, 2008, when Veronica and I swapped with K and B.  So it was also the occasion of our busting our swingers cherries!

15. First dirty book/dirty mag read.

Penthouse Forum.  One of my friends shoplifted it from a grocery store, we were probably 13 or so.  Of my own?  I probably bought my first Playboy when I was 17 or so.  Still have a few of them in a box in the basement.  I won’t mind at all if Darling Boy discovers them someday.

Have a good weekend everyone!!!!