Learning Experience

[Written by Veronica, with occasional gibberish by yours truly...]

Last Night I learned three interesting things about myself.

1. That my aversion to short men was unfounded.
2. Apparently I am very polite all the time, even during sex.  Some people find this very amusing.
3. Long lasting makeup that does not melt in the heat is very, very good at lifestyle parties.

It’s Saturday night and Hubman and I are dressed and waiting for our babysitter to arrive.  We decided to try a new sitter named Ashley who is a new teacher in PP’s daycare.  We figured this would be a good night to break her in as she did not have to bathe or feed the kids, and would only have them awake for about two hours tops out of a five hour engagement.  She arrives at the door and I totter down the stairs in my shoes of sluttiness.  Hubman gives her a tour of the house and we give her a quick overview of the kids (hairless and furry) routines and get our coats.

Hubman: I think that Veronica is referring to the dog with her “furry” comment…

PP is happily eating grapes and watching TV. I ask her if she wants smooches or if she is good and she just waves and says, “I’m good!”  Hubman and I are psyched as getting away for many of our nights out have included crying, a minor tantrum and some boogering of my shirt.  We decide not to push our luck, so we kiss and hug the kids and head out the door.

We get to the meet and greet and are greeted warmly by Rob and Bonnie, the hosts.  They introduce us to a couple named Darla and Stan.  We are chatting about near misses of getting busted by the kids, them having a tougher time as their kids are teens.  I can see Hubman and Darla giving each other the eye and Stan is smiling at me as well.

We have the rare opportunity to be ahead of our hosts on something as we tell them about our trip to a lifestyle club in Fort Lauderdale, where Rob and Bonnie are going later this month.  (Thanks SoVix!)  As we are chatting Stan and Darla get up.  Darla is a teeny adorable little thing and Steve is…..short.  At first I wonder if its just the shoes throwing off my perspective but then he stands next to Hubman.  Yeah, short.

I have a thing about short men.  On my blog I  have alluded to having ‘daddy’ issues.  My relationship with my father is, well, non-existent and was not good before it got to that point.  My father is a short man, and an accountant.  So I have always been subconsciously been turned off by short men. (I have no great love for CPA’s either)  Also, some short men overcompensate for being short (probably caused by women like me, who are on the short side themselves, but prefer tall men) by having obnoxious personalities.  I also have my own body image issues and I would just imagine that a smaller man, especially one that has a petite little tasty wife would find me ungainly and unattractive.  However, Stan was attractive and fit, so I decided that if he was into me, I would be open minded.

[I know the above sounds terrible and bitchy but I never claimed to be a saint.  I have issues, I know]

Anyway we get to the party room and Bonnie is out and about with her spring themed jello shots.  We have a couple of shots and I get changed into a black crochet swim cover with only a thong underneath it.   The crochet pattern was not a small one and my nipples peeked out of the fabric.  You want to see this outfit?  I am sure it will appear on some Thursday in the near future.

Hubman and I start making out in the living room and he asks if we can invite Darla and Stan to play with us.  I hesitate, because I always worry about being rejected.  I ask Hubman to talk to Darla, and go and claim a spot on the bed.  Since it was a small crowd for a change, there was actually enough bed space for everyone.  Hubman comes back with Darla and Stan, and Hubman and I start kissing and I soon get distracted by Stan’s thick cock.  Hubman goes off for a condom and comes back and Darla starts warming him up.  Stan then goes and gets his condom.

Hubman: Darla and I had been making eye contact all evening and where flirting quite a bit. I was really into her [well, not literally, yet] and figured I would just go for it.  I walk up behind her, put my hands on her shoulders and whisper in her ear “Veronica and I are going to go play in the bedroom.  We’d like it if you and Stan joined us.”  “I’ll check with him” was her reply.  Back to the story…

Then the rude thing happened.  Darla and I are fondling each other while Hubman is getting a condom on and another guy gets behind Darla and literally tries to insert himself into the action.  Darla gives him a look and he moves on, so the four of us can start.  I go over to the edge of the bed and Stand slides into me.  Stan is very good and is soon riding me like a jockey on a thoroughbred.  I decide I want deeper penetration and ask, “May I please put my legs on your shoulders?”  Darla immediately starts cracking up.  “Veronica, I fucking love you, could you be more polite?”  I shrugged, I never realized I did that.  Hubman chimes in, “Yeah, at home she will say, “Please pound me and come in my mouth.”  The three of them laugh at my expense and I shrug.  I can’t help it if I’m polite.

The manners thing is actually a little bit of a roadblock for me at parties sometimes.  I find myself conflicted between the desire to be a voyuer and my mother’s voice in my head telling me that it is rude to stare.

As we are fucking I grab Darla’s teeny ass.  I comment to Hubman, “This is the cutest little butt ever.”  Darla laughs, “You are too sweet, I have no fucking ass, just like my mother.”  She adds, “Now you have an ass.  Stan has been dying to get his hands on that all night.”  Stan slaps my ass, as Hubman and I grin at each other enjoying the sensations of our new friends and the thought of how many people do enjoy my ass.

Hubman: At this point I hadn’t actually penetrated Darla yet.  This other guy climbed on the bed behind her while she was on her knees blowing me.  He rests one hand on her ass while stroking his dick.  I think Darla thought at first that it was either Stan or Veronica, as she did not react.  But then I shot the guy a look, she looks over her shoulder and is like “what the fuck do you think you’re doing?”.  TOTALLY ruined it for me and I lost my erection.  Dammit.

Anyway after fucking for a bit we all decide to take a break as the hotel room was getting unbearably hot.  Since its February in New England the heat is on in the room. Even though I was really chilly during the wet t-shirt portion of the evening, I found myself incredibly hot in every way once the fucking commenced.  My make up however, stayed put.  The Bare Minerals stuff is worth every penny.

Hubman: she didn’t mention the wet t-shirt thing before, did she?  It was a spring swing break themed party, so of course there was a wet t-shirt contest!  I was a judge.  They all got 10′s from me, of course!

After getting a drink and relaxing, Darla and I begin fooling around and I start enjoying her talented tongue.  Somehow, this arouses the men, and Hubman is entering Darla for a second round while she is using her very talented tongue on my clit and moving three of her delicate little fingers in my pussy.   Stan is next to me on the couch, but at an awkward angle for me to do anything productive, so I begin to move, and an “excuse me” slips out to Darla.   She starts laughing so hard that she snorts.  “You are too much”.  We continue fucking some more until we are all spent and we all relax and chat.

Hubman: Actually, this was the first time I entered Darla.  Mr. Pushy ruined it for me earlier…

The best part is they live in the town where I work, which is just one town over from where we live. We figured that they met me last summer as their teenage kids have had summer jobs their and they have been to my office before.  They also asked us for our contact information, which makes us happy.  And we got theirs.

Hopefully a private playdate will be arranged.

So to sum up:

I will lose my height cut-off, which I am sure will thrill Hubman to no end.

I am still going to be polite, even if people do laugh at me, because I can’t help it.

And the Bare Minerals stuff?  Fucking Awesome.

Hubman: One of the things we love about these hosts is the effort they go to with the themes.  Besides encouraging the ladies to wear themed outfits, they also had the wet t-shirt contest, as we mentioned, plus some silly little press on temporary tattoos.  So Veronica got a tramp stamp!!  It says “kiss” inside the heart.  [Sorry for the quality, I took the picture with my camera phone this evening.  And she's been killing me, wearing that little g-string all day...]

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