Sometime between now and Thursday I’ll most likely get my 1000th comment!  This isn’t something I keep track of, btw, it’s just one of the stats WordPress automatically generates.  As many readers as I get on a daily basis [or as few, depending on your perspective...] I really appreciate each and every one of you who takes the time to leave a comment.

I was thinking I would like to do something special for whoever that 1000th commenter is.  I have no idea what, though.  Any suggestions?  Perhaps I’ll let the winner ask for something…

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Monday evening I was surfing the ‘net and wandered over to GorillaMask, which is really nothing more than a daily collection of links to other crap online, like random porn, stupid videos, lists, whatever.  Great way to kill time.

So anyway, I come across a link for the top 50 sexting acronyms and thought “Hey, that would make a great post!”

Fast forward to this morning and the TMI questions for this week.  Would you look at that?  The first question is about sexting!  Here is the list of acronyms:

1. 8 – Oral sex
2. 1337 – Elite
3. 143 – I love you
4. 182 – I hate you
5. 459 – I love you
6. 1174 – Nude club
7. 420 – Marijuana
8. ADR – Address
9. ASL – Age/Sex/Location
10. banana – Penis
11. CD9 – Code 9 – it means parents are around
12. DUM – Do You Masturbate?
13. DUSL – Do You Scream Loud?
14. FB – Fuck Buddy
15. FMLTWIA – Fuck Me Like The Whore I Am
16. FOL – Fond of Leather
17. GNOC – Get Naked On Cam
18. GYPO – Get Your Pants Off
19. IAYM – I Am Your Master
20. IF/IB – In the Front -or- In the Back
21. IIT – Is It Tight?
22. ILF/MD – I Love Female/Male Dominance
23. IMEZRU – I Am Easy, Are You?
24. IWSN – I Want Sex Now
25. J/O – Jerking Off
26. KFY -or- K4Y – Kiss For You
27. kitty – Vagina
28. KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless
29. LMIRL – Let’s Meet In Real Life
30. MOOS – Member Of The Opposite Sex
31. MOSS – Member(s) Of The Same Sex
32. MorF – Male or Female
33. MOS – Mom Over Shoulder
34. MPFB – My Personal Fuck Buddy
35. NALOPKT – Not A Lot Of People Know That
36. NIFOC – Nude In Front Of The Computer
37. NMU – Not Much, You?
38. P911 – Parent Alert
39. PAL – Parents Are Listening
40. PAW – Parents Are Watching
41. PIR – Parent In Room
42. POS – Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Shit
43. PRON – Porn
44. Q2C – Quick To Cum
45. RU/18 – Are You Over 18?
46. RUH – Are You Horny?
47. S2R – Send To Receive
48. SorG – Straight or Gay
49. TDTM – Talk Dirty To Me
50. WYCM – Will You Call Me?

How are people supposed to know some of these, I wonder?  “RU/18″ is pretty simple to figure out, right?  But what about “143″ or “459″ for “I love you”?  I don’t get how one translates to the other.  What am I missing?

I think there are some important ones missing: SMYT, DUS, and WF, for example.

Ladies, I leave you with this:
RUH? IMEZRU? LMIRL and you can FMLTWIA.

Mar 312009
 

In my neck of the woods you can’t miss radio ads for a new law, the so-called “Slow down, move over” law.  I was initially dumbfounded that such a law is even necessary, so imagine my surprise when I learned that 42 other states already have such a law!!  Here is ours:

New legislation in Massachusetts aims to make police, firefighters, paramedics, tow truck drivers, and all roadside emergency and maintenance professionals safer on the job. The Move Over Law, which takes effect March 22, 2009, requires drivers approaching a stationary emergency or maintenance vehicle with flashing lights to move to the next adjacent lane if it is safe to do so, and, barring that, to reduce their speed. Failure to comply could result in a fine of up to $100.

Every year, first responders across the country are injured or killed on the job while providing emergency help and, in the past six months, several Massachusetts state troopers and other first responders have been injured. All citizens are asked to move over to make Massachusetts roadways safer for everyone.

The official text of the bill can be found here.

On the one hand, why do we even need such a law?  Isn’t it common sense to give a little room to emergency vehicles and the like on the side of the road?  I know, I know, if only common sense was actually common…

But take a look at the details.  It specifies that drivers “must reduce the speed of the vehicle to that of a reasonable and safe speed for road conditions.”  So it leaves the definition of safe and reasonable open to interpretation.  In Taxachusetts Massachusetts that is just asking for abuse!

And expecting drivers to determine what is safe and reasonable?  They’re not called “Massholes” for a reason…

I’m interested in your thoughts on this law.

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On to the TMI!  Let ‘em know if you play too…

1. Have you ever sent or received a sext message?

Most definitely!  Veronica and I often exchange sext messages and I’ve been known to send and receive suggestive pictures to and from certain special friends!

2. Have you ever made or received a booty call?

I know Veronica said yes, but I’m not sure if counts when your married and it’s your spouse.  I also don’t think any of our swinging partners count.  I’ve never contacted someone late at night for the sole purpose of sex, so I’ll have to say no.

3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference?

‘Fraid not..

4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?

We’ve been over this one before!  Oral at 16, intercourse at 20.

5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner?

Two and a half years older than me (that would be you, Southern Vixen!!) and, gulp, 13 years younger.  Maybe I’ll revisit the tale of Ned and Ann someday.  Or not.

Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog?

Lots of reasons- it’s fun, it’s an outlet for my recently discovered exhibitionist side, I enjoy the creative writing challenge posed by telling stories, it’s part of how I intereact with friends I’ve made, because Veronica and I have learned a lot in the lifestyle and like to share our experiences.

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Don’t forgot to visit Tits for Troops today!  Veronica and I are both there.

And this week is the 3rd Anniversary of The Other HNT.  You have sent Osbasso your picture, right? Right?

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