I don’t always play TMI Tuesday, but I couldn’t resist this week!

1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?

It depends.  When Veronica was away last Friday night [and I had my prostate toy out, err, I mean in] I took my time, maybe 20 minutes.  If I’m overwhelmingly horny at work, I can bring myself to orgasm in just a few minutes.

I’m a very visual person, so looking at porn is an integral part of when I beat the meat.  But I also think about past lovers, group situations we’ve been in, erotic sights we’ve seen [which reminds me, Veronica and I have to write about last Saturday night at the swingers club!], and of course I fantasize about others.

2. Have you ever been “caught” masturbating?

Sure, but fortunately never by my parents!  I’m sure that Veronica has found me in front of the webcam doing the 5 knuckle chuckle before.  Oh wait, that’s the next question….

3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If ‘yes’ was it for your own purposes or for someone’s viewing pleasure?

Why yes I have   There might even be a woman or two reading this who has watched me go on a date with Handrea and Palmela.

4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?

No I haven’t.

5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?

Sometimes I keep stroking while I cum, other times a little gentle pressure adds some, ummm, distance…

6. Have you ever video’ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?

Yes I have! There are several videos of me rubbing one out on my computer.  And maybe on someone else’s computer, if she saved them.

Ask to see one of them if you want, but I’ll ask for something in return

Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word “fuck” (or its derivatives) in casual conversation – frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.

Fuck is a wonderful word and I use it quite frequently! Taken from elsewhere on the web:

In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).

And don’t forget these famous uses of fuck:

General Custer:               “Where did all them fucking Indians come from?”
Mayor of Hiroshima    ”What the fuck was that?”
Captain of the Titanic    ”Where’s all the fucking water coming from?”
Michelangelo                   “You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?”
Einstein                                “Any fucker could understand that.”

Have a great fucking day!