Clone-A-Willy Review

It’s no secret that I travel a bit for work, which of course puts a crimp on our sex life. In fact I’m drafting this post in a hotel room in San Diego.  So I thought it would be a fun to check out the novelty Clone-A-Willy kit that The Adult Toy Shoppe graciously offered to send me when I asked about it.  After all, Veronica is really just after my cock, so I might as well see if I can leave a replica of my most important part behind for her amusement while I’m gone

Veronica: Its not the only thing I’m after.  I also have no desire to operate the snow blower, the lawn mower or any of the electronic doodads in the house. ;-P

Except for some common kitchen items that would be needed for mixing the molding ‘stuff’ and the latex, everything is included in the kit.  One thing that is very important is to read the directions thoroughly and carefully before starting anything- a few of the steps in the molding process are time-critical and you don’t want to mess up, there is only one chance to get it right!

Veronica also took some time to read the directions, since she would be doing most of the mixing work.  Keep in mind, the instructions said that I had 2 minutes from the time the water is added to the mixing powder until I had to insert my cock into the tube.  This is NOT something to try on your own, it takes teamwork (more about that later), so guys, forget the idea of surprising your partner with a clone-a-willy of yourself.  Unless you have someone else to help you!

The first step in the process is to cute the molding top to length.  See the tube in the top picture? That’s what the molding mixture is poured into and then I would insert my cock.  Since I’m not 12″ long, Veronica helped got me hard, then I inserted my cock in the tube and made a mark where to trim it (the tube, not my cock!).  Once that is done, it’s time to get all the supplies ready to make the molding mixture.  This is the part that felt like high school chemistry class- mix molding powder with 1 3/4 cups of 98F water, stir well, then insert cock no longer than 90 seconds after starting.  Veronica did the mixing (leaning over the sink, wearing her hooker heels) while I fucked her from behind.  Hey, gotta stay hard, right? What better way than to grab her hips and have my way with her while she’s working at the sink

Once she had the mix already, she poured it into the tube and I pushed my cock into it.  And here’s where we, we being me, made a mistake.  While I was already wearing my cock ring, I was concerned about staying hard enough, long enough, until the molding mix set.  Which reminds me of my one main complaint about the kit- while timing is important, and is stressed throughout the instructions, there was no mention of how long I would have to stay hard, with no physical stimulation, until the molding mix set. 30 seconds? 2 minutes?

Veronica: I re- checked the directions and they said 1-2 minutes. Oops.

Oops is right, i missed that and had no idea at the time we were making the mold.  So what I did was reach down and firmly grasp around the base of my cock to help keep myself fully erect.  But this caused a problem- my hand was in the way, so I couldn’t fully insert my cock into the molding mix.  Even if the entire process did work, it was definitely going to be a stumpy version of my man-bits!

Fortunately, in only about 30-45 seconds, I could tell that the molding mix was starting to solidify, so I released the grip on my cock and just relaxed.  Once I got a little soft I withdrew and looked inside the mold.  Hmm, that’s not how I pictured how I might look!  Seriously, I thought maybe I moved or something while it was setting, because it just didn’t look “right”.

Anyway, I waited overnight for the mold to fully dry, then mixed up the latex (that’s what is in the 2 jars in the picture on the left) and poured it into the mold.  Since it was going to be stumpy, I chose to forgo the included vibrator.  I waited another day for the latex mix to dry, then simply cut away the plastic tube and peeled off the mold,

I gotta say, I was really surprised how closely the end result really resembled me!  I did hold it next to my cock for comparisons sake and Veronica suggested that I take a picture, but I decided that was a bit too much to share, even for me.  However, if you click here, you’ll see Veronica doing her best Vanna White imitation and showing you the clone.

Veronica:  It was very realistic looking down to the little ridges on his cock.  I was not expecting them to get the coloring right and as far as I know the kits do not come in skin tones.  I also did not like the smell of the product as it had a rather chemical-like smell.  I would be willing to try the kit again to see if we could get the length closer.

I don’t think it comes in different colors either.  And I wonder if the odor will subside more after a few days.

Thanks to The Adult Toy Shoppe for sending me the Clone-A-Willy kit to use and review.  While the end result isn’t at “useful” as originally intended, that’s my fault and not a reflection of the kit.  Visit the Adult Toy Shoppe for all of your sex toy needs!

Posted by Hubman on March 26, 2010.

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