I saw this on Ashly’s tumblr, she got it from somewhere else, so who knows where it started.  Anyway, I like the questions, so here goes…

1. What is your first name?

It’s not “Hubman”

2. Were you named after anyone?

Not that I know of!

3. Do you wish on stars?

Maybe when I was a kid, but not anymore.

4. When did you last cry?

The other day I shed a tear or two, I’m really missing my kids.  12 days down, 62 more until I see them again…

5. Do you like your handwriting?

It’s legible enough, but not particularly “nice”, but it works for me.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?

Either ham or turkey breast

7. What is your most embarrassing CD?

Can I blame this one on Veronica?  She’s the one who bought it! There’s a CD burned to my iTunes collection called Pure ’80s, all sorts of embarrassing stuff, Eurythmics, Dexy’s Midnight Runners, Animotion, Stray Cats, Duran Duran…

8. If you were another person would you be friends with you?

I think I’m a reasonably nice guy and a good person to be friends with, so I hope so!

9. Do you have a journal?

Do you mean besides this blog?

10. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Who me? Of course not!

11. Would you bungee jump?

I think so, I’m looking for the chance to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, so why not try bungee jumping too!

12. What are your nicknames?

Hubman, Literal Man, Sexy Tiger likes to call me Sweet Cheeks (apparently she likes my ass!), and Veronica has an assortment of nicknames for me, but those are between the two of us!

13. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off?

My work shoes yes, can’t get them off otherwise, sneakers, I usually don’t.

14. Do you think that you are strong?

Not as strong as I was in my younger days, but I’m no weakling either

15. What is your favorite Ice cream flavor?

Chocolate!  If there is some peanut butter in there, even better!

16. Shoe size?

10 1/2 or 11, depending on the shoe

17. Red or pink?

Doesn’t matter to me

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?

Physically, my midsection needs work.  Yes really.  Personality, sometimes I come across as arrogant when talking about topics that I’m knowledgeable in.  Otherwise, I like me

19. What do you miss most?

See number 4

20. Do you want everyone that you sent this to, to send it back?

I’m not sending it to anyone.  If you like the questions and want to use them on your blog, go for it!

21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?

I’m wearing black shorts and my feet are bare right now.  Would you rather I say I’m naked?

22. What are you listening to right now?

I have ESPN Monday Night Baseball on in the background.

23. What is the last thing that you ate?

Spaghetti and meat sauce with a big garden salad.  It was okay, nothing like Veronica’s cooking

24. If you were a crayon what color would you be?

Blue

25. What is the weather like right now?

I’m in San Antonio in July, not just hot, damn hot!!!

26. Last person you talked to on the phone?

My dad, on the drive back to my hotel.

27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Is “tits” an acceptable answer?

28. Do you like the person who sent this to you?

Ashly didn’t send this to me, but I do happen to like her, she seems like a really good kid (no offense Ashly, but you are 15 yrs younger than me!) and she’s one of the people I hope to meet while I’m in the great state of Texas.

29. Favorite drink?

Non-alcoholic, probably diet pepsi, alcoholic drinks I prefer beer or Captain and coke.

30. Favorite sport?

Football and baseball, though I generally watch a lot of sports.

31. Hair color?

Blond, speckled with increasing amounts of gray, but I’m honestly okay with that.  Now the receding hairline, that’s another story…

32. Eye color?

See for yourself!

33. Do you wear contacts?

Every day!

34. Favorite food?

Just about anything Veronica makes!

35. Last movie you watched?

I went to see Inception last night

36. Favorite day of the year?

Probably Christmas, since the kids love it so much.

37. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings, I find most scary movies to be entirely too predictable.

38. Winter or summer?

Make no mistake, I may appear to be complaining about the Texas heat, but I’ll take it over a New England winter any day!

39. Hugs or kisses?

Yes please.  Sooner rather than later would be best.  Anyone?

40. What is your favorite dessert?

Ice cream!

41. Who is most likely to do this meme?

I have no idea

42. Who is the least likely to do this meme and comment?

Again, I have no idea.

43. What books are you reading?

I brought 2 books with me, haven’t touched either of them yet.

44. What’s on your mouse pad?

I don’t have a mouse pad here.  At work back in MA, it’s one with a picture of the kids on it.

45. What did you watch on TV last night?

After the movie, I probably watched the end of the ESPN Sunday night baseball game and then Sportscenter

46. Favorite smells?

Freshly washed hair.

47. Favorite sound?

A woman having an orgasm.  That I gave her, of course!

48. Rolling Stones or Beatles?

Beatles

49. What’s the furthest you’ve been from your home?

I don’t know, what’s the distance between State College, PA and Rosso, Mauritania?

50. Do you have a special talent?

Invite me over and I’ll show you

51. What is your ring tone?

The classic old-fashioned ringing phone, nothing special