This week’s TMI Tuesday is about sex and romance. Who doesn’t enjoy a little romance or the art of seduction before engaging in sex? Often times the prelude is better than the actual ‘event’.

1. You are sitting alone in a restaurant because your lunch date is late. Do you:
a) Throw something and then make out with the waiter.
b) Check to make sure he or she didn’t get into an accident, then wait patiently for two hours and use the time to compose a love song or poem.
c) Send a nasty text followed up by a voice mail telling him/her that “romance is dead and so are you!”
d) Wait for 20 minutes, and then text-message a pal to join you for lunch.

B, but with modification- do I really seem like the kind of guy to compose a love song or poetry? Hell no!

2. What’s more important, a romantic relationship or your career?

Career is important, my relationship with Veronica is more important.

3. You love to role play in the bedroom, which one of these is more likely to be your kink?
a. Doctor and the naughty nurse
b. You’re the gardener, I’m the hoe
c. Persnickety principal and the wayward pupil that needs a spanking
d. Me Tarzan, you Jane
e. Scattered-brain boss and the seductive secretary

Well  let’s see, Veronica and I have played student and professor, that’s close to “c”.  It turns out that Maddie the cheerleader was happy to take an ass-fucking for a better grade.  She’s also been “Cassandra” the porn producer and I was the aspiring director who had to demonstrate his skill on camera.

Somewhere on my computer there’s video evidence of my performance with Cassandra

4. When you want sex, who tends to make the first move?
a. Me! I like to go for what I want.
b. It varies. Sometimes my partner/significant other/date or sometimes me.
c. Oh definitely the other person. Even if I want it, I’m not about to admit such a thing.
d. I drop subtle hints hoping he/she will pick up on it.

B, it varies.

5. When it comes to lovemaking, select the answer that best describes you/your attitudes
a. vanilla – meets society’s middle of the road standards
b. adventurous
c. kinky
d. trisexual – I will try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.  –Mae West

Sometimes a, sometimes b, sometimes c, and sometimes d

6. You want to seduce that sexy someone, what is the sweet-nothing that you’ll whisper in his/her ear?

“Hey baby, wanna fuck?”

What, that’s not what you’d say?

Bonus: What’s your idea of a romantic getaway?

Me, Veronica, a hotel room and plenty of free time.  Oh, and of course a friend is always welcome to join us

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Happy TMI Tuesday!