Vixen posted this list the other day, original taken from this article, and I figured that I would see how my experiences compare.
The plain text is from the article, I added the text in italics…
9. The Beach…hot and romantic, no? So popular they even named a drink after it! Lying out in the sand, under the stars while the waves crash behind you…. Also know, if you aren’t extremely careful you are going to discover what it feels like to exfoliate areas of your body that don’t need to be exfoliated.
I’ve actually never had sex on the beach, though I’ve come close. In the summer of 1992 Veronica and I were working together at a sleepaway camp located on Long Island Sound. We made it a habit to escape late at night to one of the little coves up on the bluffs overlooking the sound for some quality alone time.
Oh yeah, this camp was run by a church diocese…
8. A Pool…what could be hotter than dipping your naked body in water? Water is actually, according to some, a shitty lubricant.
I’ve never had sex in a pool either, though Veronica and I have had sex in a hot tub. Sex in the water is over-rated.
7. A Moving Car…back in the 50′s everyone was taking their girl up to ‘make out point’. As time went on, the parked sex changed to sex while driving, because who doesn’t like more thrills?!
No thank you! I’m perfectly happy to have Veronica suck my cock while we’re driving home from a night at a strip club, but actually having sex while driving? That’s going from dangerous to stupid!
Now a parked car, that’s another story. Did you see Veronica’s HNT this week? What do you think I did after I took her pictures?
6. Nightclubs…basically, not the most sanitary of places.
I’ve never done that either. Wait, does fucking a stripper while we’re still in the strip club count? Read the post and you tell me
5. Taxis…ever heard or seen Taxi Cab confessions? That might make you think twice right there.
Even dirtier than a nightclub, I suppose. No thanks
4. Movie Theaters…apparently the downside is depending on what state you live in, it might be a felony.
Not even a handjob or blowjob. I’m feeling really unadventurous so far!
3. The Woods…the smell of sex attracts bears. Hmm….maybe just come prepared with more than that box of condoms.
That summer camp we worked at together? Some nights instead of overlooking the beach we go into the woods, there was this boulder that was perfect height for Veronica to sit on. She’d where a dress, slip off her panties…
I wonder if anyone ever saw me from behind, shorts around my ankles and her legs wrapped around me?
I do remember her not putting her panties on when we were done one time and someone noticing them in her pocket…
2. On a Plane…The Mile High Club is the ultimate fantasy of some. You’re in an exotic (???) place, high above earth, close quarters with nothing to do and in public, sort. Guess again, it’s illegal and you can be arrested for such behavior. And with the bathrooms not being known for their roominess, second to say, a kitchen cupboard….
You know, I’ve never had an interest in joining the Mile High Club.
1. On a Boat…if you don’t get sea sick or worry about capsizing a small boat, might be safe enough for you.
Nope, never have, thought I do like the idea. Maybe we’ll go on a cruise someday. Does that count? That’s more of ship than a boat though.
Well by this list my sex life isn’t too awesome, but I’m pretty damn happy with it!
Speaking of which, we’re going to a swingers party Saturday night, our first one in a few months.
Maybe there will be some tales to tell…