Man sends unsolicited cock shots to a woman he finds on the internet
Man fancies himself a well-hung stud
Man suggests that he could fuck her while her husband watches
Man obviously has no fucking clue about Veronica and I
Man incurs mocking from Veronica on her blog 
Keep these in mind if you happen to imbibe a few beers this weekend
Facts
According to a 10th century Chinese imperial edict, entrance to heaven requires the use of alcohol in moderation.
In medieval Scotland, death was the punishment for those caught adulterating any alcoholic beverage.
Bavaria is home to more than a sixth of the world’s breweries. Not surprisingly, Bavarians drink almost 48 gallons of beer per capita. In contract, US beer consumption is around 22.1 gallons per person.
In ancient Greece, the word “symposium” originally meant a number of men getting together for an evening of drink and good conversation.
Among beer drinkers over the age of 21, more beer is imbibed than tea, powdered drinks, and juice combined. At 22.1 gallons per person, the figure for beer is just under that of milk, at 24.2 gallons per capita.
A strange thing happened on the way to the breakup of Czechoslovakia in 1993. One of the its states, now the independent Czech Republic, became the country with the highest per capita beer consumption in the world (42.1 gallons in 1998), displacing the perennial camp, Germany.
Quotes
“Most people hate the taste of beer- to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.” Winston Churchill.
“He was a wise man who invented beer.” Plato
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman
“Good beer makes its own friends.” Charles Jerome Koch, Jim Koch’s great-grandfather.
“Whoever makes poor beer in transferred to the dung hill.” City Ordnance of Danzig, Poland, around 1000 A.D.
“There is nothing worse than a closed pub.” Judy Ashworth, CA alehouse pioneer.
“It was as natural as eating and to me as necessary, and I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking beer.” Ernest Hemingway
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.” Benjamin Franklin
“I’m allergic to grass. Hey, it could to worse- I could be allergic to beer.” Golfer Greg Norman
“Our liver is happy, our heart is joyful. May Ninkasi live together with you.” From “Hymn to Ninkasi,” the Sumerian goddess of beer (1800 b.c.)
“I recommend bread, meat, vegetables and beer.” Sophocles
“The selling of bad beer is a crime about Christian love.” 13th century city ordnance from Augsburg, Germany
“No soldier can properly fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.” John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough
“For any country to be a country, you have to have an air force, a football team and a beer. You can get by without the air force and the football team, but you have to have a beer.” Frank Zappa
“…A moderate use of beer will aid digestion, quicken the powers of life, and give elasticity to the body and mind” US Department of Agriculture, 1866
Apropos, as an idiom, meaning “with reference to”, in other words it’s time for a brain-dump post!
I think this might be the best spam comment of all time! (I know it’s spam from the URL it came from)
The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.
The post it was in reference to? If a Christmas tree could Tweet, which I think was pretty damn funny!
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If you’ve left a comment and I haven’t responded, either in the post or by email, my apologies. WordPress is pissing me off- comments from readers that I’ve approved before keep ending up in the spam folder, I don’t get emails notifying me of comments waiting for moderation, I don’t get emails notifying me of comments that already posted.
But then sometimes I do…
The way I have it set up, the first time a comment is submitted from a given IP address it automatically goes to moderation, same if a comment as more than 2 hyperlinks in it. Whenever there’s a comment, either waiting for moderation or automatically approved, I’m supposed to get an email.
The system is fucked up and I don’t know what to do…
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Veronica mentioned this on her Twitter account the other day, you ever notice how those who get involved in on-line drama and grumble about it are also oblivious to the fact that they’re the cause of the drama?
Fortunately in the online world you can just delete them out of your life…
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This morning Veronica declared that she is feeling boobie-deprived, I think we’ll be making a trip to a strip club tonight, we actually got a sitter for a Saturday night at the last minute!
Now that the holidays are over, lifestyle fun seems to be picking up, maybe she’ll get to do more than just look at another woman sooner rather than later.
Have I mentioned how much I like seeing her with another woman? Or another man, for that matter?
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I’ve been texting with Katie again.
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This year is going to have some major changes for us. Last spring I wrote about a possible move for the family, it’s getting real now. I’ve accepted a job transfer offer, it’s a move up and a great opportunity for me, but it also means dealing with the home we own (and owe more than it’s likely worth at this time) in Massachusetts while also figuring out where to live in Maryland. At least we’ll be able to move during the summer, which will be easier for the kids, as opposed to moving during the school year.
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OK, that’s enough for now, the brain is little less cluttered…
Have a great day!!
The first line of the first post of each month for 2011
January – “It was ridiculously nice out, with temps in the mid-40s I had to grab my camera and head to a local state park in search of photo opportunities.” From Day 1/365 – Walk in the Park, which happens to contain links to some naughtier content
February – “Monday morning I awoke bright and early, earlier than my usual time, so I headed into work early” from Day 32/365 Early Morning
March – “Okay I know that’s stating the obvious to many of us, but this post just reaffirms it for me.” Dan Savage is a genius
April – “Day 86 Her New Thong – Isn’t it nice? Of course, there is a matching bra, maybe you’ll see that someday” Project 365 Days 86-92 Featuring Veronica. For a little while I experimented with just 1 photo post per week, this particular week contained several photos of my lovely wife. Ultimately the once-per-week photo post strategy didn’t work for me and I returned to daily posting of photos.
May – “Absent motivation (and time) to write a real blog post, you get a brain-dump instead…” from one of many Apropos of Nothing posts I’ve written over the year. It’s interesting reading that one in particular and the stuff about the temp job assignment I had and my relationship with Katie at the time.
June – “I bought these last summer in Texas, it’s nice that’s finally warm enough to wear them on a regular basis again” Day 150 Teva. Me relaxing on the hammock, a frequent sight if you follow me on Twitter and look at the photos I post on my Mobypicture account!
July – “Apparently a number of you were wondering just how I managed to take this weeks Wanton Wednesday photo.” The Secret Revealed and an Outtake
August – “A woman I follow on Twitter posted something a few days ago asking about condoms and size.” Swing Shift Volume 46 – Condoms and Size. We’ve only written one more Swing Shift since then, we should resume that series, those were fun to write.
September – “Thursday night we’re taking the kids and going to the Patriots-Giants preseason football game at Gillette Stadium.” Day 244 – Now THAT’s a lens! I rented a $2400 lens for a week, it was kinda big!
October – “Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk:” When You’re Drunk, a tongue-in-cheek post and a comic at the end.
November -”1. What sexual act arouses you the most? For that matter, what nonsexual act arouses you the most?” TMI Tuesday – Let’s Talk About Sex. TMI Tuesday was re-born this past year (some people may remember the old version hosted by Vixen and Professor Fate (I think!)) and I started regularly participating again.
December – “I found this on PetaPixel, “The Beauty of a Second” is a competition where people submit videos of what they perceive as “beauty”, but with a catch- each video clip can only be 1 second long.” One Second of Beauty, an inspiring collection of clips that I couldn’t resist sharing.
What will 2012 bring? Come back tomorrow and see! Veronica and I are heading to a swingers party tonight, I’m pretty sure we’ll have something fun to share
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
At least for adults. I’ve had mixed feelings about Christmas gift giving for a while now and I came across a post that sums up my feelings quite well:
Why do we buy each other gifts? Why do we go to the trouble? So everyone can have to fake more excitement and gratitude than they actually feel upon opening them? “Oh, thanks for this book I told you I wanted that I could have just as easily bought for myself! Thanks for these gloves, this blouse, this bottle of wine. I’m so glad to have this pile of stuff to pack into the car or check at the baggage claim when I could have just bought it on my own time nearer to my own home, or even had it delivered directly to my door. Here, I got you something, too.” It’s like we’ve all entered into this mutual pact that makes everybody’s lives a little bit worse. All anybody really wants is money anyway. And since there is a quid pro quo element to the stupid gift-giving tradition, we should all be getting back pretty much what we’d pay out. So let’s just skip it. Or establish a credit system. My gift to you is relieving you of the obligation of getting a gift for me. The gift of relaxation. The money you would have spent on me? Go buy yourself something you want with it. There. We’re even and happier.
Read the entire post here.
What do you think, dear reader?
Each year Red Region Inferno publishes his “sexiest blogs of the year” list. There are no nominations, no voting, no rank-ordering, it’s just an alphabetical list of blogs he enjoys. For some reason, likely a head injury, he’s included yours truly on his list for the second year in a row. Despite that, I highly recommend that you take a little time and explore the list- there are some blogs that I’ve never heard of before and look forward to checking out!
Without further ado, here is his list in it’s entirely.
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The sexiest blogs of 2011
This is it boys and girls…
As promised I deliver unto you the official sexy blog list of 2011.
AKA – Inferno’s always worth a read list.
Sexuality, polyamory, swinging, stories, sexy humor, erotica and life in general.
These are the blogs that have consistently kept putting out posts worth reading.
This year 45 blogs have made the list.
Obviously they are not in order of best to worst as it is impossible to number such blogs of various subjects. These are all great blogs in one way or another and offer up some sexy mind food.
Enjoy!
aag – Been reading aag for a long time and I don’t see a reason to stop. Funny, sexy, informative and personal. A blog with attitude!
A Dust Bunny In The Wind – This is a personal style blog covering all kinds of things from daily life and random thoughts to sex toy reviews. You know you have found something when you find zombies, humor, and sexuality all in one place.
Anal Amy - If you like a good sexy story then you just may love this blog.
A poly life – Journal styled blog with random glimpses of life from a gal that identifies as polyamorous. This blog covers all aspects of life from relationships to shoe shopping.
approximately 8,000 words - The multifaceted blog of Kit O’Connell. Kit describes himself as a perverse polyamorous weirdo who enjoys filling his life with as much sex, creativity and oontz-oontz beats as he can.
A Slut’s Memoir - The blog of a submissive masochist slut from my home state. Lots of detailed experiences and thoughts on this blog.
Bound, not gagged - This is a blog by and mostly for sex workers. There is a lot here about legal issues, politics, and how the media and general public perceives sex work and the people involved.
Butchtastic – The blog of a self described geeky genderqueer butch from Washington State who is an athlete, writer, and proud parent in a open relationship. This blog is very well written and gives great insight into Kyle (the blogger) identifies with gender, sexuality, identity and the way people label each other.
Crevice Canyon - I have only been reading this blog for about three months, but it is so dang good I had to list it. The blogger describes herself as a sex positive, smut brained, curvy, queer, filthy tomboy femme who loves to frolic on the pervy side of life.
Cuntlove - A lot of blogs try and be sex positive/ body positive and end up being dry, bitchy, and boring. Cuntlove is fresh and wonderfully written. What originally drew me to the blog however I will admit is the great selection of pulp, retro, and sexy art images used in the posts.
Dick n Jane – One of the best all around personal style sex themed blogs online. Dick n Jane deliver with advice to add spice, sex education, personal thoughts, shared experiences, and random posts that just set you to thinking.
[ erotic . wet . atomic ] - The blog of a mild mannered geeky girl by day, and sex diva at night. This blog is kinky and covers all types of human sexuality including BDSM, swinging, polyamory, open relationships, furries, pet play, submission, and more. I think you should find it interesting, insightful, and educational.
Erotiterrorist - Erotica that I sometimes like. What makes the stories stand out is that they have a different flavor than a lot of erotic writing I run into. Check it out and see if you agree. I also really dig this guys blog header.
Evil Slutopia - Heavily opinionated and in your face on a multitude of topics, and calling “bullshit” on what people/organizations say and do seem to be a big thing on Evil Slutopia. I disagree with at least half of what I read when I visit this blog and find the extremely liberal one moment then conservative the next viewpoints very entertaining.
Forever The Queerest Kids – Usually upbeat, very informative, wonderfully put together and just awesome in all regards. The target reader was meant to be queer youth, but this blog should be read by everyone in my opinion. I had wanted to put this on last years list, but it hadn’t been around long enough.
Guess Her Muff - Each post is of a girl. She is usually clothed. The idea here is that you try and imagine what her vagina looks like. Does she shave? Landing strip? That sort of thing. Then you click the pic and you find out. I will admit I don’t visit this blog on a daily or even weekly basis, but I do check it out about once a month and enjoy being completely wrong with my guessing most of the time.
Having my cake & eating it too – The sensual blog of Joanna Cake. This blog covers as she puts it “all the elements of a being a woman.” Thought provoking, sometimes sad, often sexy, occasionally eye opening, and always worth a read.
Househo’s Joy Fuck Club – A great blog filled with thoughts and experiences by a woman with an open mind and relationship. If you have never read this blog before I recommend checking out some older posts on your first visit to get a feel of where the writer is coming from.
Hubmans’s Hangout – This blog is sexy because of the writers attitude. Though you can find some sexual content (actually a lot in the archives) it is more of an anything and everything journal type blog. The writer also happens to be very into photography and I often just pop in to see what his latest photos posted may be.
JENNY SWALLOWS – Sexy writings and juicy thoughts with a bit of humor can be found at this blog.
KISSINBLUEKAREN - The swinging blog of a gal in Florida named Karen Blue. Here you will find some great stories of her adventures that sometimes include some naughty pictures. There are also a lot of sex toy reviews and an option to pay to see videos. I have not checked that part out, but the swinging adventures are well worth the read.
Literary Wench - A submissive, polyamorous, bisexual gal blogs about sex and relationships, shares poetry, and makes you think about things.
Love and Lust – Sex + art + porn + gibberish (taken from site) is a fitting description for what you may find on this blog. Updated regularly with spicy images and thoughts to go along with them.
Love Hate Sex Cake - The ultra sex blog of Cheeky Minx should have been on last years list, but stupid me just had to round the list down to an even 40. I hope you enjoy the beautifully sensuous, tastefully sexy, and often dreamy images and words of Cheeky Minx as much as I do.
Lusty Lady - The blog of Rachel Kramer Bussel mostly focuses on erotic fiction, but covers a lot of other ground too. I also happen to be a lover of cupcakes so must suggest that you take a peek at her cupcake blog too.
missystarrk - A sex blog done mostly in a journal style, but you really never know what you’ll find week to week. Be sure to check out the we are beautiful project pages.
Molly’s Daily Kiss - A blog from a submissive in the UK that covers a lot of different ground. I have actually not been following this blog for very long, but since I have it has become a regular read.
My Hot Raven - Written by a guy who adores his gal. This blog primarily features photos of Raven and has tiny little stories of the what, where, and why to go along with the pictures. The simple descriptions and way the writer talks about her is what makes it so sexy.
New York Swingers – A couple explores the New York swingers scene and writes about it on this blog. They pretty much cover all aspects of their adventures and thoughts.
Not Your Mothers Playground - The blog of Samantha Fraser. An author, educator and life/relationship coach. – The focus is on open relationships, but this blog covers whatever the writer is thinking about at any given time. Well written and often thought provoking. Not updated tons lately, but well worth checking out.
Open Marriage Life – The blog of a polyamorous sex educator who doesn’t like bare feet, but does like reality tv. This is another blog I recommend reading a few older posts besides the current ones when you first check it it to get a feel for where the writer is coming from.
Our Open Marriage Adventures – A journal style blog that gets very personal and covers all the ups and downs the couple experiences as they explore their sexuality. I have been following this blog since it started and highly recommend it.
Prowling with Kat – At first glance this blog may seem to be a how and why to cheat type blog written from the female point of view it is much more. There is a lot of delving into basic human needs and desires, and the advice section has some interesting and informative stuff for anyone in any lifestyle.
Rachel Rabbit White - Thought provoking, current, and intelligent is how I would describe the writings of Rachel R. White.
Rebecca Ammon - Conversations about Sex, Love, and Relationships. Rebecca touches base with a ton of different subjects on her blog and also features many guest posts on all sorts of sexual topics.
Sex and the Shitty - This blog is full of it. (I found humor in that) The blog is funnier than me, don’t worry. An often (but not always) humor filled look at gender, sexuality, friendship, dating, relationships, accepted norms, and life in general from a gal named Elle and a bunch of other people.
Sex Babble – Lola likes to talk about sex! This is a fun blog written by a fun minded girl. Thoughts, humor, pictures, experiences, and more.
SexinArt.net - SEX – In all its delightful and exciting forms expressed through art. No matter your tastes I think you will find something you can enjoy here.
Sexual adventures of a married woman - A very NSFW journal styled blog that covers the writer’s sex life, fantasies, fetishes and kinks. Photos are often included.
Sexuality & Love in the Arts - A cool blog from a guy named Mark that covers sexuality, relationships, love, ethics, and art criticism. This blog is well written, thoughtful, and is also a great place to find some great art of all types.
Submission and Metaphor - LIFE AND LOVE AS PERFORMANCE ART (that is the tagline) I have actually been stopping in and reading bits of this blog for close to three years now. It has always been a good blog filled with musings that get into your head, but this year I have found myself reading it more often.
The Big Ugly - 10 second timer self-portraits. When I originally stumbled across this gals blog I was immediately impressed.
The Life and Charlotte Times - A great blog out of St. Louis, MO from a gal with lots on her mind and a knack for telling it how she sees it. Polyamorous, adventurous, and outspoken… from parenting to burlesque, Charlotte talks about everything under the sun.
This Could Be Dangerous - The personal blog of Lilly who is also the gal that puts out e[lust] and hosts Wanton Wednesdaywhich I participate in, amongst other things. Most of her posts are related to sex and blogging in some manner, but not all.
Thoughts from a Mystic Satyr – A journal style blog filled with randomness, but focusing on the more sexual and erotic side of life. I have especially been enjoying his Flash Fiction posts the last few months.
That’s all folks!
~ If your blog is on this list you can feel free to place the funky little award icon on your site or if you are not into such things then don’t.
(took all of ten minutes to make)
The same goes for linking back to this page or my site in general.
(Cool if you do and cool if you don’t)
Your blog speaks for itself and that’s why I listed it here.
If you have or know of a sexy blog and think it should be on this list please DON’T submit it to me.
I find the blogs I read through:
If I find a great blog I start reading it. If posts stay regular and the subjects stay interesting I keep going back. It’s that simple.
As I did last year… I would also like to give a mention to The Swingers Attic. My wife and I run the site and it has so far been a lot of fun. Check it out and feel free to leave comments , offer advice on questions if your in the lifestyle, or even ask a question yourself.
I hope you all have found some new and interesting blog reads.
For those of us who miss the brilliance of Bill Watterson
Why I Comment
Because there’s an interesting discussion that I feel I have something to add to
Because I want to lend some support or encouragement
Because there’s really no good reason at all, but I felt like it anyway
Or even because she looks really good naked and I want to encourage her photo sharing
Don’t tell me that you’re surprised by that!
But you know why I don’t comment? Because of some “blogger etiquette” that compels me to comment on someone’s blog for the sole reason that they commented on mine.
Yesterday I remarked on twitter “Wow based on blog stats & (lack of) comments, you really don’t care when naughtiness is implied instead of explicit for #WantonWednesday”. It wasn’t meant as a gripe about lack of comments, it was meant as more a reflection of what kind of content is likely to generate comments, though I can see how it might be misinterpreted. That’s okay though.
It turns out that my tweet was a conversation starter, leading someone else to make the “blogger etiquette” comment.
Am I guilty of doing that in the past? Yes, no doubt, but it didn’t take me long to realize how the game was played. There were people who sat back waiting for comments, then whoever commented would get the “courtesy” of a comment in return. There were the equally meaningless “nice photo” comments as well.
I understand, commenting is part of self-advertising. You’ve started a blog and you’d like to develop a readership, so you visit (or have already been visiting) bloggers with similar interests. You hope that people will wonder who you are and visit your blog to find out, and that they’ll like what they see and stick around.
I don’t know about other blogs, but I looked at my stats and in the history of this blog (and it’s wordpress.com predecessor) only about 1% of visitors will leave a comment. “Lurkers” are a fact of blogging life.
Leave a comment if you’d like, or don’t, it’s okay either way.
But if you’re commenting only because you’re expecting me to reciprocate, please don’t.
There are a lot of reason why I may leave a comment, but a sense of obligation isn’t one of them.