My Next Life

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Dec 172011
 

I came across this little piece by Woody Allen, posted on Ned Hardy, and while I generally can’t stand Woody Allen or his movies, this is absolutely fucking brilliant and I had to share!

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”

Happy Saturday!!

Porn and Me

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Dec 052011
 

Or why I love modern technology

I’m a child of the 80s, I graduated high school in 1988. Porn was mostly limited to Playboy, Penthouse, the occasional Penthouse Forums or *gasp* Cinemax on a Saturday night if I hoped to see a movie. One year, while we were still in college and dating, Veronica got me a subscription to Playboy because as she said at the time “I didn’t know your shirt size”.  (See, she was a cool partner even then!)

Early on in our marriage, ’93-’95 or so, we lived near a shopping plaza that had a place that had an assortment of more explicit stuff. I’d occasionally pick something up and stash it somewhere in the apartment.

And then came the internet :-)

We signed up for an AOL account in 1995 and it didn’t take me long to discover different sites. (BTW, within the last year a friend gave me her real aka non-anonymous email address and it was an AOL address. Really? I had no idea the company still existed!). Anyway, I can remember the intentionally mislabeled 1.4 MB floppy disk that I kept my electronic porn stash on.

The next evolution came when we upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem, now I could find and download porn even faster!  Oh, and there was streaming video too!

I can remember 6-8 years ago when Veronica and I mocked cell phones that integrated a camera. Why the hell would we need one of those? Cell phones are for phone calls! Hahaha, now we’ve got our iPhones which of course puts porn at my fingertips, whenever and wherever I want.

Porn is free now too! I can remember paying for a certain site or two, now there’s a plethora of free sites, plus various Twitter feeds, blogs, and Tumblrs.  Not to mention certain friends that share intimate photos with me, that’s the best porn of all :-)

The funny thing is, the more readily available porn has become, the less I masturbate.  Though I still do on occasion…

Death to Pennies!

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Dec 032011
 

A funny & informative video about a little pet peeve of mine

Dec 012011
 

I found this on PetaPixel, “The Beauty of a Second” is a competition where people submit videos of what they perceive as “beauty”, but with a catch- each video clip can only be 1 second long. This is a 1 minute compilation of some of the best 1 second slips and well worth the time (of course I think it’s worth the time, if I didn’t I wouldn’t be posting it!)

Seconds Of Beauty – 1st round compilation from The Beauty Of A Second on Vimeo.

 

The wonderful Ashly Star has been doing this fundraiser for 3 years now. She started by just using some of her own money to get some toys to donate, then solicited donations via Paypal through her blog in 2009 and 2010.

Photos of all that she bought and donated in 2009 are here and in 2010 are here.

Ashly is one of my oldest blogger friends, she and Veronica were reading each others blogs before I even had a blog and she was one of handful of people of commented on my 1st ever blog post. Veronica and I had the pleasure of meeting her in Aug 2010 when we were in her neck of the woods.

Knowing her, and knowing how she’ll put the money to good use, it’s my pleasure to support her efforts each year and I encourage you to do the same.

Even if you don’t donate to her fundraiser, give something, somewhere. Salvation Army, local Toys for Tots, something through your office or place of worship, whatever. Just remember that chances are, no matter how tight your budget might be, there is a kid somewhere who won’t be able to experience the same holiday joy that you will.

Click the button to visit Ashly’s fundraiser blog post.

Nov 212011
 

Monday morning, it’s brain dump time!

Last night I logged onto our SLS account and saw that we had a new e-mail.  Sounded promising, the couple are swingers and also play separately, profile reads well, they had already exchanged a few messages with Veronica.  Good, right? Then I saw their profile pics and winced. Veronica swears that the pics weren’t there when she first checked out their profile.

I’m leaving it to her to back off from them after several encouraging messages!

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It’s just me and Darling Boy for the next 3 days. This evening Veronica and Princess Persistent are flying to New York for some extra family time before Thanksgiving. On Thanksgiving Day DB and I will drive down and join them and we’ll all return together sometime Friday.

We’ll be having Thanksgiving dinner at Veronica’s step-sisters place. The woman is NOT known for her cooking, Veronica insists that she maintains she size 2 figure with a diet of cheetos and diet soda. Good thing my mother-in-law will be there and will likely take over in the kitchen.

Speaking of moms and Turkey Day, my mother will also be on Long Island, with my sister and her in-laws. Last year Veronica and I stayed home, which would have been our preference again this year. But no, my mom had to insist that we come to Long Island. Of course, there wasn’t an invitation to my brother-in-laws families place, so we’re not actually spending the holiday with her.

Gotta love family….

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Thanks to certain online friends, I’ve been thinking a lot about double penetration lately. I’ve participated several times, with Veronica and another guy as part of a 4some swap, with Veronica and another woman & a strap-on, and when I joined another couple for a MFM 3some.

I love seeing a woman enjoy 2 cocks at once, better if one of those cocks is mine, it’s been too long, over a year and a half.

Any ladies with a generously sized strap-on want to visit and help me double-stuff Veronica? :-)

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Yesterday I got out for a 15 mile bike ride, that makes 6 rides and almost 100 cumulative miles for the month, not bad for November! Still, I’m 100′s of miles short of last years total mileage.

Even if it means risking hypothermia, I WILL get out for one last ride, of at least 19 miles, so that I can reach an arbitrary and otherwise meaningless goal. Because I’m dumb like that…

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It’s been 2 days and I’m already second-guessing whether I like having comments turned off.

Comments are turned back on for this post. We’ll see about future posts.

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Sometimes I miss Katie.

Correction, sometimes I miss *fucking* Katie, I could do without her emotional neediness.

With Veronica gone for the next 3 nights, it would have been good to have Katie around for a bootie call.  I wonder how she’d react if I texted her today and invited her over?

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Time to get my ass out of bed and get a move on.

Have a great Monday!

Nov 192011
 

There won’t be any.

Unless I change my mind or allow comments for an individual post, that is!

I think many bloggers have a love-hate relationship with comments- you love to get comments, they’re validation that people are reading your blog and have something to say, but you hate that you find yourself setting expectations for comments and getting disappointed when those expectations aren’t met.

Or maybe that’s just me.

Let’s face it, my blog doesn’t often contain content that generates dialogue or particularly insightful comments (no offense to anyone who’s commented before), and I’m perfectly okay with that. Looking at blog stats, less than 1% of the people who visit on a daily basis leave a comment anyway, so for a great many of you this change doesn’t mean a damn thing. Yet I find myself falling into the trap of setting expectations and getting disappointed, which I need to change, and the easiest way to do that is to get rid of comments.

There are occasional posts, such as some of my Swing Shift or Photo Friday posts, where reader feedback can be very useful and for those posts I’ll enable comments.

Have something you really want to say to me?

Look up there are the top of the sidebar, see the envelope icon? Just click that to send me an email, which by the way will pretty much guarantee that I respond to you. We can also chat on Twitter.

 

Nov 062011
 

Umm yeah, it’s completely rationale…

 

Nov 032011
 

Just what does the internet weigh? Not all of the hardware but the actual information found out there in the ether.

It’s one of those questions you never think of, then the answer surprises you.

Any guesses?  Check out this 4 minute video for one answer

Oct 312011
 

It’s easier to read if you click to view full-sized

My number tonight is 5. Trips up and down the stairs between the living room and front door in the time it took to slap together this post! Nope, make it 6…

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