TMI Tuesday – M is for Masturbation

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May 082012
 

1. How often do you masturbate?

It depends, when our schedules are in sync and we’re fucking almost daily, hardly at all. Other times, daily, or even several times per day. I haven’t seen Veronica awake since Monday morning and likely won’t see her until Wednesday evening (crazy work schedules this week are to blame!), you can be reasonably sure that I’ll be doing the five knuckle shuffle once the kids are asleep tonight :-)

2. What are you doing to celebrate Masturbation month?

Nothing, just heard about it today.

3. Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. Not really, it’s boring.
d. No, it’s a turn off.
e. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.

A) Absolutely, it’s fun to watch!  Besides, especially with a newer partner, you can learn a bit about what they like by watching them.  See? The practical perspective!

4. Do you let your partner watch you masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on to be watched.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. No, it’s embarrassing.
d. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.

A) I’m happy to put on a show. I might even record it on video if distance is an issue….

5. Mutual masturbation? Yea or Nay?

Sure, why not?!

6. If you had an all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or Why not?

Dammit, talk about bad timing, I fly to San Fransisco just 2 days after this event!

Speaking of which, any bay-area friends want to say hi while I’m in town? I’ll be there for 5 days

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The Center for Sex & Culture
Sunday, May 27, 10am-midnight
Arrive by 9pm
$40 minimum self-sponsorship; or bring sponsorship form with pledges
All genders, all orientations welcome to explore self-pleasure in a supportive group environment. Check the next newsletter for more detail about this year’s Thon, and join us to Come for a Cause!
All donations and pledges support CSC’s operations and programs.

Bonus: Are you addicted to masturbating?

You say addicted as if it’s a bad thing!

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TMI Tuesday – S-E-X, Again!

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Apr 242012
 

“Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about you and me. Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be…”

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are on a subject near and dear to our hearts (and some other body parts, too). It’s all about SEX!…Yes, again.

1. What is your sexual personality?
a. The Controller – initiating sex, twisting your lover into positions you want, and driving scene play by play
b. Sex Slave – You love to be used and at the mercy of your lover. You don’t initiate but follow and do as you are told. You love to be used.
c. Daredevil – Sexual adventure and sexual thrills are what you are all about. You get off on the risk factor.
d. Subdued – Sex is a necessary part of the relationship so you are available when needed.

I’m definitely The Controller, I prefer to be in charge.  Now that doesn’t mean I don’t mind being told what to do every once in a while, if she’d like me to take direction, that can be arranged!

2. How many times have you sneaked away from party guests to have sex in another part of the party venue. Where did you sneak to? Were you ever caught? For example, at a wedding reception you sneaked to have sex in the coat room. At a party, you sneaked to have sex in a bathroom or closet.

Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever done that. Assuming that doing so at a swingers party doesn’t count ;-)

3. Your sex partner that you are mad crazy for has requested you do one of the following, which one would you grant consent to do:
a. Bondage/light restraint with your hands, legs tied while having sex
b. A sexual spanking that leaves light marks
c. Record the two of you having sex
d. Have sex in a mirrored room where you can see yourselves having sex from every angle

a. Why yes, I have
b. You mean like this? (Look at the click-thru image)
c. There just might be several videos of Veronica and I fucking, saved somewhere on my computer
d. Absolutely, that’s always fun!

4. Do you act out your sexual fantasies (select one)? Why?
a. I act out all of my fantasies.
b. I act out many of my fantasies.
c. I act out some of my fantasies.
d. I act out very few of my fantasies.
e. I don’t act out any of my fantasies.
f. I don’t have any fantasies.

b. One of the many benefits of an open marriage is a greater ability to indulge in living out my fantasies. FMF, MFM, MFFF, various acts with others when Veronica isn’t interested in trying, I’ve lived out MANY of my fantasies :-)

There are some that I’m still waiting for the right opportunity though….

5. How important is sex in your life (select one)?
a. I could hardly survive without it.
b. It is very important.
c. It is somewhat important.
d. I could live without it.
e. If it were up to me, sex wouldn’t even exist!

b. It should be obvious how important it is to me, but of course I’ve survived when my sex life was much less active than it is now.

Bonus: Finish the following phrase.

Sex is the best thing ever.

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TMI Tuesday Illicit Skills

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Apr 172012
 

If you are hesitant about confessing crimes…lie…be creative.

1. Do you know how to pick a lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access?

I have no idea how to pick a lock

2. Do you know how to open a safe with a rotary combination lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access? What did you find?

Of course I can open a rotary combination lock!

Oh, you mean open one without already knowing the combination? Nope, I can’t do that either

3. Have you ever made a copy of a key you were not supposed to have? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What were you looking for? Did you find it?

I have, once upon a time I worked as a part-time handyman for a chain of daycare centers. My boss would loan me keys to the different centers and I made myself copies while I had them. While it wasn’t authorized at the time, he didn’t mind at all when eventually I told him that he didn’t have to loan me keys any more.

Pretty boring, huh?

4. Have you ever stolen or guessed a password? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What did you do?

Generally speaking, Veronica and I have each others email and twitter passwords, that’s just part of our open marriage- there are no secrets.

There have been times when she’s changed a password for some reason or another, but she’s not very creative and I’m usually fairly successful figuring it out without asking her :-)

5. Do you know how to get data from a computer that requires a password you don’t know?

I have no idea how to hack a computer.

6. Do you know how to record a telephone call? Have you ever done so secretly? Did you hear anything interesting? What?

Another thing I don’t know how to do

7. Have you ever used a webcam or nanny cam to photograph someone secretly?

Not a webcam or nanny cam, but I have photographed some people without their knowledge.

In fact, I shared some of those photos in a post

8. Have you ever used an infrared camera to photograph someone secretly in the dark?

No I haven’t. Wow are my answers getting boring

9. Have you ever learned anything important by deliberately eavesdropping?

I’m sure I have, but I can’t recall an example right now

10. Do you know how to hot-wire a car?

I’d be surprised if *anyone* says that they can!

Bonus: Have you ever been paid for your sexual skills? What skill(s) did you perform?

No, no one can afford me, I’m that good.  Hahaha

There is an illicit (and naughty) skill that I do have, but since they didn’t ask, I’m not telling :-p

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TMI Tuesday – Make a Wish(list)

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Mar 132012
 

This week’s TMI Tuesday idea is brought to you by Mistress Gail who was inspired by the handy little app that allows you to add anything to your Amazon gift list–the universal wish list button.

Let your imaginations run free because we want to know what secret something or someone you’d add to your wishlist.

1. We all know and love a Top 10 list, who or what is number one on your wishlist?

There a several whos or whats I could mention, but honestly, a reduction in my stress level, especially regarding our upcoming move/renting our MA home/finding a MD home, would be abso-fucking-lutely fabulous.

2. Tell us 2 naughty things you’d put on your wishlist and 2 more naughty or nice things you’d add to the list.

2 naughty things
A spreader bar, that could be fun
The disposable income to visit some of my sexy online friends

2 nice things
A Nikon 24-70 f/2.8 lens. It’s only $1900, if you’re going to wish, wish big!
*insert any one of many other photography-related items here*

3. Your order has been mixed up and instead of your selected gift you receive Fireman Sam (see http://mollysdailykiss.com/2011/12/07/inflation/). What do you do?

Return it! Seriously, people buy those?

4. The miss-delivery is sorted and you get the right order. Because of the mix-up you’ve also received a free gift voucher for one of many new accessories available to enhance your new wishlist item. What do you choose?

Huh? I’m confused, what’s my new wishlist item?

5. Your best friend arrives at your back door just as the courier (who is to die for) arrives at the front door with your accessory delivery. What do you do? (choose one)
a) usher your friend away because it’s ALL YOURS! and you can’t wait, let alone share
b) tell your friend to come inside with the intent to have them join in
c) what the heck, two’s company, four’s an orgy! (invite the courier in as well)

I’d invite my friend to come inside, you never know what might happen!

Bonus: Do you have a real wish list in the works? If yes, what’s on it?

No I don’t. I know that there on some people on Twitter who have wishlists, whatever. But I’ve also made it a point of telling people I’m unfollowing them because they mention their wish list with annoying frequency.  What makes some people think they’re so fucking special that complete strangers should buy them gifts for no apparent reason?  Hell, I don’t buy my wife gifts for no apparent reason! :-p

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TMI Tuesday – Blast from the past

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Mar 062012
 

This week’s TMI Tuesday consist of questions pulled from various TMI Tuesday posts from the year 2010.  If you played with us back then and already answered these questions, feel free to reproduce your answers. It’s fine, there are a lot of new TMI Tuesday players. Of course, things have changed over time so you could give all new answers to the questions, too.

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The link after the question, is the URL of the blogger that created that TMI Tuesday question(s).

November 23, 2010 – Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening? (www.playfullyyours.blogspot.com)

I have. Waaay back in 2008 I was in the Atlanta area for business and arranged to meet Southern Vixen (no link, her blog is gone, but she’s alive and well) for the very first time. Veronica and I had just recently started swinging and she thought she’d be okay with me playing with SoVix. The night before I headed down, Veronica had second thoughts and asked SoVix and I to behave ourselves.

We kept our date, we went out for dinner, visited a strip club along with her girlfriend, then returned to the hotel room, where we took HNT photos for each other and shared a bed for the night.

But we behaved, no hanky panky, as Veronica requested.

November 9, 2010 – When it comes to swinging or partner swapping, which would excite you more, watching or being watched? (virtualsin.wordpress.com)

I actually prefer watching, one thing I’ve learned about myself is that I don’t like being watched, for the most part. That’s why hotel parties and swingers clubs aren’t our thing, we prefer more intimate encounters in our home or theirs.

November 2, 2010 – Would you vote for a candidate caught in a sex scandal?
(virtualsin.wordpress.com)

Possibly, but I doubt it.  I can understand and forgive a run-of-the-mill affair, but with so many politicians there is either outright hypocrisy between their public statements/political views and their personal behavior, or the possibly of abuse-of-power that comes from their position, that I would have trouble voting for them.

October 11, 2010 – Do you masturbate to porn, and if so, what is your favorite genre? (virtualsin.wordpress.com)

I most certainly do not, that’s disgusting! ;-)

September 7, 2010 – What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them? (www.pleasure-principle-hedone.blogspot.com)

Be nice to me but not to the wait staff
Ignorant, prejudicial or racist comments
Not giving me a goodnight blowjob

I’m kidding about one of those :-)

Bonus: Is your sex drive in park, neutral or over-drive. Explain.

There’s a gear missing- “drive”, I think I have a fairly average sex drive, I just happen to actually have more sex than the average guy.

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TMI Tuesday – Sex & Romance

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Feb 282012
 

This week’s TMI Tuesday is about sex and romance. Who doesn’t enjoy a little romance or the art of seduction before engaging in sex? Often times the prelude is better than the actual ‘event’.

1. You are sitting alone in a restaurant because your lunch date is late. Do you:
a) Throw something and then make out with the waiter.
b) Check to make sure he or she didn’t get into an accident, then wait patiently for two hours and use the time to compose a love song or poem.
c) Send a nasty text followed up by a voice mail telling him/her that “romance is dead and so are you!”
d) Wait for 20 minutes, and then text-message a pal to join you for lunch.

B, but with modification- do I really seem like the kind of guy to compose a love song or poetry? Hell no!

2. What’s more important, a romantic relationship or your career?

Career is important, my relationship with Veronica is more important.

3. You love to role play in the bedroom, which one of these is more likely to be your kink?
a. Doctor and the naughty nurse
b. You’re the gardener, I’m the hoe
c. Persnickety principal and the wayward pupil that needs a spanking
d. Me Tarzan, you Jane
e. Scattered-brain boss and the seductive secretary

Well  let’s see, Veronica and I have played student and professor, that’s close to “c”.  It turns out that Maddie the cheerleader was happy to take an ass-fucking for a better grade.  She’s also been “Cassandra” the porn producer and I was the aspiring director who had to demonstrate his skill on camera.

Somewhere on my computer there’s video evidence of my performance with Cassandra :-)

4. When you want sex, who tends to make the first move?
a. Me! I like to go for what I want.
b. It varies. Sometimes my partner/significant other/date or sometimes me.
c. Oh definitely the other person. Even if I want it, I’m not about to admit such a thing.
d. I drop subtle hints hoping he/she will pick up on it.

B, it varies.

5. When it comes to lovemaking, select the answer that best describes you/your attitudes
a. vanilla – meets society’s middle of the road standards
b. adventurous
c. kinky
d. trisexual – I will try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.  –Mae West

Sometimes a, sometimes b, sometimes c, and sometimes d :-)

6. You want to seduce that sexy someone, what is the sweet-nothing that you’ll whisper in his/her ear?

“Hey baby, wanna fuck?”

What, that’s not what you’d say?

Bonus: What’s your idea of a romantic getaway?

Me, Veronica, a hotel room and plenty of free time.  Oh, and of course a friend is always welcome to join us

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TMI Tuesday – You Inspire Me

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Feb 212012
 

As I cruise around the Internet reading my regular blogs and discovering new ones, the content of other bloggers often gives me ideas for TMI Tuesday questions. A few of you did that for me this week. I encourage TMIers to click on the links and read the blog posts that prompted a specific question.

1. List ONE word to describe your last sexual encounter.

Frustrating
(Not Veronica, of course. I saw Katie on Saturday night)

2. Can you recall your worst sexual experience? Why was it so awful? Did you do anything at the time to try to make it better?
Inspiration: http://husbandtwomindssexually.blogspot.com

It’s too bad we deleted the posts that together told “The tale of Ned and Ann”, from way back in the fall of 2008, I could have just linked to those. She was one of the hottest girls I ever fucked, young too (I think she was 26), but probably the single worst partner I ever had.  It was obvious that she was participating in the lifestyle to make her fiance happy and wasn’t really into it.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Veronica said that Ned was her worst too

3. Do you fuck outside the box?
Inspiration: http://hausofmm.blogspot.com/2011/04/fucking-outside-box.html?
We all have a laundry list of things–features, demographic characteristics, etc. that we like and/prefer in a sexual partner. Do you ever deviate from that list? Give an example.

I’ve had lovers that fall into a wide range of characteristics and features- tall and short, petite and larger sized, blondes brunettes & redheads, large and small breasts, you get the idea.

What I don’t like is lack of intelligence or a negative personality, I like a woman with brains. Have I deviated from that? Yeah, I have.

4. Do you blend BDSM in to your relationship? If yes, just in the bedroom or in other areas of your life? Explain.

Veronica and I have explored some light bondage and restraint, we both like that. One of the many aspects I enjoy about our open marriage is that I get the opportunity to explore things, some in the BDSM realm, that Veronica isn’t interested in trying.

5. Does the thought of your partner/significant other having sex with another person turn you on? Would you want to watch the act? Would you like to join in?

Yes, yes and yes, been there and done that, many times :-)

Bonus: Fill in the blanks.

I like it _dark _ on the outside and _warm & pink_ in the middle.

We’re talking about a steak, right? ;-)

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TMI Tuesday – Come to bed

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Feb 072012
 

TMI Tuesday this week was submitted by My Undercover Metamorphosis. Thank you! Show her some love, stop by her blog and say hello.

1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

d. I’d push 2 of the twin beds together to make a king-sized bed! Unless the floor was slippery, like hardwood, and the beds might move apart while we’re fucking. That would suck, falling between the mattresses mid-fuck.

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?

There’s a box of condoms in a dresser drawer.  Odd? Not really, unless you consider that I’ve had a vasectomy and Veronica is on the pill (for hormonal control reasons). Knowing that, some may think it’s odd, unless they know about the nature of our marriage :-)

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

During the summer, cotton sheets are fine, otherwise we both prefer flannel sheets.

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

I HAVE to have the sheets tucked in at the bottom, I can’t stand it if they’re not. Somehow, after 20+ yrs together, Veronica still hasn’t figured out how to tuck in the sheets enough to make sure they stay tucked in or how much it bugs me when they’re not, so whenever she puts clean sheets on the bed I re-do it right. (Yes, I’m picking on my wife!)

If the sheets get un-tucked during the night? I WILL get up and fix it.

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?
a.  8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c.  12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer.

b. We typically head to bed around 10-10:30ish, have sex, then go to sleep

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

Closet doors are shut because that’s how they’re supposed to be (yes, I’m anal about some things!). The bedroom door is typically closed, but not all the way. The dog likes to be able to come and go from each of the bedrooms and will whine & whimper if she’s stuck in or out of a room.

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

There was one bed that became progressively less stable and squeaked more the longer we owned it, presumably due to sex, but we’ve never broken any furnitire.

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?

A clean one :-)

8. What do you sleep in?
a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt
e. Nothing

Usually just a pair of underwear, though sometimes I’ll sleep naked.  While I like sleeping naked, for some odd reason I feel like I wake up more often and don’t sleep as well when I do.  WTF?

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TMI Tuesday – Who Do?

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Jan 172012
 

Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

(Grammatically, some of these questions suck, so I’m answering them how I think the writer intended)

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

There’s a generic answer for almost all of these questions – Veronica, of course!!

1. Play naked twister with?

You, and you, and you…
They know who they are, the rest of you can wonder ;-)

2. Love?

The kids are the love of my life, after Veronica. Outside of other family, there are several friends I’ve grown close enough to and care so much about that I love them, in a platonic kind of way (even if I have had sex with some of them!)

3. Excites you beyond belief?

My mother-in-law, when she visits. Why? Because she *always* offers to watch the kids so we can have an overnight getaway. If she only knew what we did!

4. Enjoy ass play with?

Well I *do* enjoy ass play with Veronica on a fairly regular basis. Probably the thing I miss the most about fucking Katie is the anal sex, I was her first and she quickly grew to love and ask for it frequently.  Maybe I’ll try to entice her back into my bed sometime before we move this summer…

5. Shower with?

I can’t remember the last time I showered with someone else. Wait, I take that back, a few years ago Southern Vixen (no link, her blog is gone) and I showered together in a hotel room in Atlanta.

Could I be enticed to join Veronica, or someone else, in a shower? Of course!!

6. Undress?

Oh, just several dozen of you ;-)

7. Rim?

As much as I love anal sex, I’m not really interested in rimming. There was one time last year when I was inspired and dove in to eat Katie’s ass, she was surprised but enjoyed it, it was fun for me but it’s not something where I ever think “damn, it’s been too long since I’ve rimmed someone”

8. Elope with?

Sorry, I’m already (permanently) taken.
Now if we’re talking an overnight getaway, there are a couple of friends who just have to tell me when!

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why?

There a long-distance online friend I’m enjoying getting to know, she knows who she is, and that I’d like to wake up next to her someday.

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TMI Tuesday – Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

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Jan 102012
 

[I was browsing a webpage of euphemisms for penis and "heat seeking moisture missile" made me chuckle, so that's the title for this weeks cock-centric TMI Tuesday post!]

Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles.

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

I think approximately 7″ long and approximately 5.5″ in circumference is the perfect compromise between the two.

Just sayin’…

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Nope, the only one I’ve ever handled is perfect :-)

3. Best place to put a penis?

Someplace warm and wet. Add lube if necessary

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

The same things I do every day!

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

Oh yeah, like I’d be dumb enough to say I have a preference.  All pussy is good pussy!

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

21+ yrs together and Veronica has never named my cock, though when she’s feeling silly she’ll occasionally refer to it as “the mighty love log”

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