Jul 292011
 

I saw that Joker did this, as did some others, and thought I’d give it a whirl too

ABCs of Hubman

A – Age: 41

B – Bed size: Queen

C – Chore you hate: Cleaning bathrooms

D – Dad’s name: Barry

E – Essential start your day item: breakfast. Sex with Veronica if there’s time

F – Favorite color: Blue

G – Gold or Silver: Silver

H – Height: 6’2″

I – Instruments you play(ed): Trumpet, Valve Trombone, Piano. None well

J – Job title: Research Scientist

K – Kids: 2

L – Living arrangements: We own our home. Or at least part of it, the bank has most of it

M – Mom’s name: Nancy

N – Nicknames: Veronica has a few for me

O – Overnight hospital stay other than births: None. Yes really

P – Pet Peeve: Bad manners

R – Right or left handed: Right

S – Siblings:  Sister, she’s 2 years younger than me

T – Time you wake up: 5:45am

U- Underwear: Calvin Klein microfiber briefs. Or none :-)

V – Vegetable you dislike: Broccoli

W – Ways you run late: Boston traffic

X – X-rays you’ve had: Broken finger, broken nose, I think that’s it besides dental x-rays

Y – Yummy food you make: I’m the Kraft mac and cheese king! I’m pretty good with the grill

Z – Zoo favorite: The big cats, lions and tigers

 

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1. Which would you rather do and why?

a. yard work or house work
Yard work, I like being outside in the sun on a warm summer day.

b. hike or run
Probably hike, did that for the first time in ages last Saturday with Katie. Hiking is more recreational, running is more like work

c. outdoor sports or indoor sports
Outdoor sports, just like with yardwork, I love being outside

d. fast food burger from the drive-thru or sit-down salad
I’d prefer the burger though the salad is what I should probably choose!

e. yoga or aerobics
Yoga, I got into that a few years ago and really need to get back into it, it’s been a few months

f. ice-cream or cake; what kind?
Mmm, ice cream, anything involving chocolate and/or peanut butter

g. ice cubes or hot wax; where? why?
Ice cubes, in Veronica’s mouth as she sucks my cock :-)

h. beneath the sheets or on top?
It depends, both are good, depending on the situation

2. What was your favorite subject in high school/secondary school/upper school?

I took 3 years of drafting classes which I really enjoyed. I thought about becoming a draftsman or architect, but then the summer before my senior year I worked for an architect part-time. While I was a pretty good technical draftsman, my lack of creativity was quickly obvious. I also enjoyed science and especially biology, which is what eventually led me to a career in science. With a few detours along the way…

3. Do you get a full 8 hours of sleep a night? Why or why not?

No, usually not. I seem to do okay on 6-7 a night so I don’t really try for 8.

4. What is your favorite comfort food?

I already mentioned ice cream, if I’m really feeling self-indulgent just give me a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and a spoon!

5. Do you match up your socks after washing and drying them, and before putting them away?

Of course I do, who doesn’t?

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Right now, blue. Because that suits my mood tonight…

Jan 302011
 

Stolen from Vixen, who stole it from who knows who…

1. Did you have sex today?
Nope, not since Wednesday morning

2. Did you have an orgasm in the last 24 hours?
Actually, I haven’t.  I should do something about that

3. Can you get off from a sexy text message?
I’ve definitely gotten highly aroused from text messages.  I love my friends.

4. I have a friend that can get horny watching the food network, what channel or show gets you off?
I don’t know if there is one

5. Blow job while in a moving vehicle with the blow-ee driving.
Oh yeah, many times

6. Longest you have gone without sex?
Veronica and I have been apart (pre-open marriage) for as long as 8 weeks when I was enlisted in the Army

7. Longest you have gone without toys of any kind?
Seems this is more of a question for the ladies

8. Most uncomfortable place you have had sex?
Nothing comes to mind.  Maybe I need to try having sex in more places

9. Are you loud in the bedroom?
I’ve been known to make a bit of noise at times

10. Do you like to be in control or have none?
I prefer to be in control, but if she’d like to climb on and take charge, that could be arranged

11. How do you feel about choking?
Only tried it once, a partner asked me to choke her while I fucked her, this was before I started to get in touch with my dominant side and I had trouble getting into it.  I’d like to try again, with the right partner

12. Have you ever vajazzled?
Another question for the ladies

13. Can you yoodle?
Why would I want to?

14. What is the sexiest thing you own in your opinion?
I asked Veronica, she said my Calvin Klein trunks and I’d have to agree

15. Favorite kind of alcohol that makes you horny?
Most kinds of alcohol lowers my inhibitions, though beer makes me feel bloated which is definitely not sexy and too much of any alcohol, well, you can guess what effect that might have!

16. Have you ever had sex on a full bladder?
Oh sure, sometimes Veronica climbs right on me in the morning and once we get going, then I realize I need to pee.  I don’t know about the ladies but I’ve stopped sex for a bathroom break

17. Biggest turn on in a man and biggest turn on in a woman?
In a man? That’s not my thing
In a woman, self-confidence and a good sense of humor.  And nice tits :-p

18. Do you like oral sex?
Oh hell yes, giving and receiving!

19. Do you think you could watch your partner/signif other be with someone else?
Well duh, of course I could, and I have, many many times!

20. Daisy was drunk, so she shared a picture… and dared us to share one as well…
That’s easy!  Here’s one from the shower the other day (I have no idea why it’s sideways and I can’t figure out how to fix it, it’s right side up when I view the original file.)

21. Have you ever tried ben-wa balls?
Yes, if you count Veronica wearing her Lelo luna balls while I fuck her ass :-)

 

Before looking ahead to 2011, a look back at 2010, the good and the bad

Good
- One hell of a sex life!  Veronica and I figure we had sex about 225 times, more if you include fun and games with other partners
- Health- we’re all doing pretty good, no major complaints for any of us
- We all think our kids are great, but really, my kids are the best ever :-)
- Work- I continue to enjoy my job AND I’m well paid for what I do
- Project365- did you see that I finished it?
- Exercise- I set a goal of riding at least 1500 miles and ended up riding 1571 miles, ~600 more than in 2009
- Veronica and I celebrated 20 years together
- I’ve discovered that I really have a passion for photography (as if you couldn’t tell!)
- My 87 year old step-father is still alive and relatively well.  He’s in poor health and we’re grateful for every day that he’s still with us.
- This humble little blog.  I won’t share the numbers, but I’m amazed at the number of visitors who have stopped by, once or over and over again.  I really do appreciate each and every one of you, whether you comment or not.
- I met more blog and twitter friends than I can count.  Well, I could count, but I can’t be bothered, let’s just say it’s more than 25 people
- I became an uncle for the first time
-With the exception of our mortgage, we continue to live debt-free and we do a good job of investing and saving some of our discretionary income

Bad
- I spent 96 days on the road for work, including 71 continuous days in Texas (and we still fucked ~225 times!!!)
- I’ve gained about 10 lbs, when I wanted to lose 5-10
- A former blog friend showed her true colors by repeatedly attacking me and my family.
- I failed to reach some performance goals at work.  As a research scientist, I need to be publishing more.
- I haven’t read as much, personally (novels, etc) or professionally (journal articles, professional development) as I should

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In the grand scheme of things, Veronica and I had a very good 2010!  While 96 days on the road was bad in terms of family life and missing Veronica and the kids, the conferences, meetings, and training that I attended are integral to my professional success and development.  Besides, do you think I could have met so many of my online friends if I didn’t travel for work?

Honestly, for 2011 I’m not going to do that much differently.  That’s not to say that I’m content, I still have room to grow.

With that in mind, here are some of my goals for the coming year:

- I’m going to publish a minimum of 3 peer-reviewed papers at work (the projects have been on-going, this won’t be as tough as it might sound)
- Those 10 lbs I gained? Goodbye!
- My best year riding was in 2006 when I rode 1875 miles.  This year? 2000 is my goal!
- Less time online, between work and home I spend too much time looking at computer screens.  I’ve already trimmed a number of blogs from my Google Reader subscriptions and have committed to less time on Twitter via my phone during the workday.  I enjoy the time I spend online, but I need to re-prioritize how I spend that time.
- I’ve got a small pile of books by my bedside that I’m going to read, for starters.  There’s also a pretty good sized pile of articles I’ve saved at work that I need to read for the various projects I’m working on.
- Complete Project365, Year 2

Minority Report concluded a post the other day with a line that I’d like to share, I think it perfectly captures my thoughts on the year ahead

May the best of 2010 be the worst of 2011 for you

 

With Christmas rapidly approaching, Santa needs help deciding if I’ve been naughty or nice this year.  Vixen, Minority Report and Lusting Lola have been done this meme, and I thought it would help you decide!

(Veronica is also doing this today, I wonder how her answers will differ from mine…)

1. Had sex in a car older than a 1985 model?

No, and except for oral, I’ve never had sex in any car!

2. Played strip poker and lost?

I’m terrible at poker, I’m sure if I played I would end up naked in no time at all!  Not that it would be a problem…

3. Name three celebrities you would like to bang the sh!tz out of.

I don’t think I’d like to bang the shit out of anyone, that’s messy!

I actually don’t find celebrities all that appealing, physical attraction alone doesn’t do it for me, and I’m much more interested in several of my blogging and Twitter friends

4. Ever gone commando?

Not always, but every once in a while

5.Open relationship?

If you’ve read my blog even once before, you probably know the answer to that question!

6. You have been naughty what is your punishment?

Whatever Veronica says it is

7. Ticklish?

Yes, in a few spots

8. Spit or swallow?

Swallowing is much preferred, that’s what Veronica always does.  As for me, if I ever find a woman to squirt on my face while I’m going down on her, I’ll happily swallow whatever ends up in my mouth

9. Is rear entry an option?

Absolutely, Veronica loves it in the ass!  As for me, I’m familiar with having my prostate directly stimulated ;-)

10. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Send Veronica out to get me one!

11. Truth or Dare? (Truth have you ever been with more than 1 person in one day? or show a tasteful picture of cleavage/boobs or guys a boxer shot)

How about both?

The truth is, I have been with more than 1 person in one day, and I’m not just talking about a 3some, which I’ve also done.  Neither of them knew about the other.

I don’t wear boxers, I prefer my Calvin Klein trunks

12. BDSM?

A little bondage is a regular part of our play, but that’s about it.

13. Does this picture make you horny or hungry?

It’s an amusing picture, but it doesn’t make me hungry or horny.

14.You order a pizza…would you ever flash the delivery guy at the door?

The delivery guy? No.  A delivery girl? Sure!
(And for any ladies who say you would, where were you when I was delivering pizzas 20 yrs ago?!)

15. Are you horny?

At this very moment, no, but it doesn’t take much to change that

16. Leather or lace?

Lace

17. Silk ties or hand cuffs?

Silk ties

18. Thongs? Boy shorts? Grannie panties? lace?

Thongs, of course!  Doesn’t Veronica look good wearing one? Though I have to admit her ass looks good in most anything…

19. Eyes open or closed?

Closed when I’m kidding, otherwise open most of the time

20. Romance or kink?

Why not both?

And lastly…

21. Would you rather take a bath in chocolate pudding or drive around the town naked in your car?

I’d rather drive around town naked

So… you tell me…

What’s the verdict, am I naughty or nice?

Nov 102010
 

I wasn’t feeling particularly wanton this week and I’m passing on Wanton Wednesday this time around, so I decided to play this meme that Veronica has done a couple of times before.  The names suggest similar content, but don’t let names fool you.

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Hi and welcome to Wednesday Wickedness! We are like other memes in that we will ask you ten questions each and every Wednesday. But our little “twist” is that each week we will pick a famous person and pick ten of their quotes. Each of our questions will be based on the quotes. The quotes are in bold. Got it? Great! Let’s begin this week’s meme!

Today we picked Donald Trump. Here’s Wednesday Wickedness!

1. “A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been one of moderation.”
Do you live your life by moderation or extremes?

Moderation, definitely.  I did more than my share of over-indulging in certain substances in my younger days.  Politically, fiscally, emotionally, I prefer to avoid the extremes!

2. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
Have you ever thought someone was flirting with you in a work environment? What happened?

Not in my present work in environment, not that I can recall.  When Veronica and I were first married I worked at as a personal trainer at an athletic club while I was going to grad school, there was A LOT of flirting there.  If only we had an open marriage then…

3. “As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.”
Have you ever “thought big” and you wound up crashing and burning?

I’m usually pretty measured and deliberate in the risks I take- remember that stuff about being moderate?  But now that I think of it, I have a couple of pretty good scars from stupid moves to try on my bike which lead to some literal crashes!

4. “Everything in life is luck.”
Do you believe in luck? If not, do you feel it all happens to us for a reason?

No, I believe that your future is what you make it.  Sit around waiting for luck to help you and you’re setting yourself up for a lifetime of disappointment.

5. “Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you’re generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.”
Have you ever benefited big time because you declined an offer, investment, job (Well you get the idea.)?

Absolutely.  When my enlistment in the Army was coming to an end a decade or so ago, my boss at the time offered me a  nice comfortable civilian position with Uncle Sam.  But he and I both knew that I had more potential and ambition, so he also wrote me a letter of recommendation for the doctoral program I wanted to apply to.  Today I have my Ph.D.,  make almost 1.5x what that job would have paid, and both personally and professionally couldn’t be happier.

6. “I don’t make deals for the money. I’ve got enough, much more than I’ll ever need. I do it to do it.”
Tell us about someone that you know that has all the money they need.

Back in those same enlisted days, Veronica worked as the HR director for a chain of daycare centers and I worked for them part-time as a handyman.  The company is owned by a husband and wife team, he’s a former exec with a big investment firm and they most definitely are NOT hurting for money!

7. “I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it’s time America was run like a business.”
Do you think running your country like a business would be a good thing?

You’re damn right I do.  Not every single thing that the gov’t does has to break even financially, but on the whole it’s not exactly a bad idea!  Our national debt is staggering and unless we make some tough decisions it’s only going to get worse.  And paying more taxes is NOT the type of tough decision I have in mind, some things have to go.

8. “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That’s were the fun is.”
Do you live in the past in any way?

No, I try to keep my focus on the future while doing my best to learn from the past.

9. “If you’re interested in ‘balancing’ work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.”
How are you at balancing work and pleasure?

Considering that I’m on vacation this week, for no other reason than I had the vacation time to burn, I think I do pretty good!  When I leave work at the end of the day, I do my best to literally leave work.  I’m dedicated and committed to doing a good job, but I don’t take my job home with me.

10.“Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.”
Tell us about a time that you won the battle but lost the war.

I can’t really say that I’ve ever been in a war, much less lost one.  I can recall my grad school adviser relenting and let me try something I was really pushing for, but in his own way he did so to teach me a lesson, which I learned when my idea failed!

Thanks for checking out our Wednesday craziness. We hope you join us again. Please visit our other player’s posts and make a comment. Join us next week for our next meme!

Oct 072010
 

Without my contact lenses or glasses, my world would not be in focus…
(For another perspective of my glasses, check out my HNT today)

Oct 042010
 

Weight control is something I struggle with.  In my adult life I’ve weighed as much as 225 lbs, shortly after DB was born and as little as 185 lbs, just 2 yrs ago.  I’ve since drifted up to around 205 lbs, and I’m NOT happy.  I have a collection of size 34 waist pants that I can’t wear, I know it’s not good for me (long history of cardiovascular disease in my family, I’m fighting bad genes), and I don’t feel good about how I look.  Don’t let my HNT or Wanton Wednesday pictures fool you, I work very hard to choose pictures that hide my mid-section and how soft I’ve become.

Several years ago I pulled this list out of an issue of Men’s Health magazine.  Obviously I saved it, but I haven’t paid much attention to it, so here it is, as some motivation to drop the 15 lbs I really want to lose.

20 REASONS TO DROP 2O POUNDS

  1. Because you whine about it.  Have you ever been wrong about anything?
  2. Twenty pounds of warm human fat can fill every bottle in an empty case of beer, with enough left over to fill your blender
  3. The statement “There’s more of me to love” has an actual bedroom translation of “There’s more of me to endure”
  4. It’s not scaling Mt Everest or writing the great American novel.  You can do it in your spare time.
  5. You’ll speak of toaster pastries the way you talk about that blonde from the blues bar in Berkeley, another whiskey-soaked lament over a love too great to last
  6. It’s the difference between being thought of as jolly or witty
  7. You’ll lose weight everywhere, including the suprapubic fat pad at the base of your penis.  So as your belly shrinks, something else appears to grow.
  8. Decreased chances of developing heart disease, prostate cancer, diabetes, sleep apnea, depression, back pain, impotence, gallstones, joint problems, high blood pressure, low sperm counts, and an impressive collection of prescription drug bottles.
  9. Increased: your chances of putting four fingers on a basketball rim
  10. You’ll literally get closer to women
  11. Holy shit, abs!
  12. Men who loss weight never have less sex.  They may not have more, mind you, but they never have less.
  13. You’ll shock the world at your local pool by being the only “big splash” champ to win the “little splash” crown
  14. Research shows that since you’ll have less weight propelling you through the windshield, you’ll also have less risk of dying when your car hits a semi
  15. Every time you pick up a 20 lb dumbbell, you’ll remember
  16. You’ll be able to reach even more places to scratch
  17. The clothing cliche: it’s liberating the first time your pants fall down by themselves
  18. More pullups, because there’s less to pull up
  19. Wait until you ride a Waverunner, quad, or snowmobile when you’re 20 lbs lighter.  Vroom baby.
  20. In our society, people respect weight loss.  Even if you do noting cool or interesting or memorable for the rest of your life, you’ll have done that.
Sep 262010
 

This week’s Sunday Stealing was brought to you by The Ramblings of a Marine Wife. I guess that you’re supposed to tag people, but I’m not going to bother.  Steal it if you’d like, that’s what I did!

1. Where are you from?

Long Island, NY, though I haven’t lived anywhere in NY since 1992.

2. If you could live any place in the world, where would you live?

I haven’t seen too much of the world (yet), so I’ll have to stick with somewhere in US.  Veronica said Coronado Island, which sounds nice, I think Virginia or the Carolinas would be good too.

3. What’s your favorite blog? I’ll check them out of course!

Besides my wife’s, Ivey Lane is one of my favorite reads, among several others.

4. What is your biggest blogging pet peeve?

People who complain about the lack of traffic and comments on their blog, yet never both to comment on other peoples blogs.  You get out of blogging what you put into blogging!  That and anyone who has a “donate” button on their sidebar, like Blogger fuckin’ costs them something.  Need more money? Spend less time on-line and find a better job!

5. What’s your favorite TV show this season? I need a new show! :)

I just discovered Glee this past week and was pleasantly surprised how much I liked it. I saw an episode of Castle when I stayed at my mom’s recently, I’d give that another shot as well.

6. What’s your favorite ‘down’ time {nothing computer related}?

It involves Veronica and a lack of clothes ;-)

7. Are you a parent? If so, what’s your favorite thing to do with your children?

I am! If you didn’t already know, DB is our 10 yr old son and PP is our 4 yr old daughter.  DB and I enjoy our bike rides together, any time spent alone with PP is special, we don’t get a lot of that.

8. What about your blog, have you considered changing?

Oh yeah, one of the reasons I moved to self-hosting back in March was because of the things I wanted to do with my blog that I couldn’t do within the confines of WordPress.com.  Of course, I haven’t done most of it and have a growing wish list of things to do with my blog, half of which I don’t know HOW to do!

9. What do you do for a living (if you work outside the home or if you work at home)?

I’m a biomedical researcher.

10. What is your favorite song at the moment? What is your favorite song ever?

I really don’t know the answer to this one….

11. What is your favorite niche TV channel to watch?

Probably the Discovery Channel

12. If you could have any career, what would it be and why?

I love what I do AND I’m fairly well compensated for what I do, so I can’t say I dislike my career or want another one.  That being said, with my growing interest in photography being a photojournalist sounds like fun.

13. What is your favorite outfit?

This sounds like a chick question to me!  So let’s ask Veronica!

Veronica- I like you in a pair of jeans and your blue and white striped Calvin Klein shirt, and nothing underneath.

14. If you could tell your teenage self something, what would you say?

Relax young man, you may be frustrated by and bumble around the opposite sex, but someday you’re going to have a sex life that is the envy of others!

15. What is your favorite recipe?

I don’t really cook, I assemble.  Veronica is the cook, I love her chicken parm, baked ziti, and chili recipes most of all.

16. What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?

I don’t know about the funniest ever, but this one is pretty good!

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms—Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

“Olympic condoms?” she asks. “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors,” he replies. “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.

“Gold, of course,” says the man proudly.

The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver?”

“Why silver?” asks the man.

“Well, it would be nice if you came second for a change.”

17. What is your favorite vacation spot and why?

Vegas last fall was a blast!  We also had fun in San Diego several years ago, we need to get back there now that we know some Twitter friends in the area that we’d like to meet!

18. What are you most excited about with fall here?

I’m not a big fan of fall, it’s the end of summer, my favorite season.  There’s not much about fall that excites me…

19. Did you envision yourself to be where you are today ten years ago? If not, what did you envision?

Professionally, yes.  Personally, yes and no.  DB was just weeks old, Veronica and I were very happy, yet I’d be a big fat liar if I said I envisioned how our relationship would change (all for the better, by the way!)

20. If money were no object, what would your dream house look like?

Probably a Colonial, plenty of yard space for the kids, wrap-around porch to sit out on, 4 bedrooms (we need an extra for fun and games!), hardwood floors.  And the kitchen of Veronica’s dreams!

21. What is your all-time favorite Disney movie?

So many of the Disney/Pixar films are great, it’s hard to pick a favorite.  I’d have to agree with Veronica and say Up.

22. What blog do you think isn’t getting enough notice?

Being Bella, by my friend Bella, who I had the pleasure of meeting on my way back from Texas, is always a good read. Oh, and she’s sexy as hell and posts pictures from time to time :-)

 

I found this online and figured I’d see how many I’ve done.  And what I haven’t done, because it’s good to have goals ;-)
(It was written by a woman, so some obviously don’t really apply)

  1. Kiss a girl- well duh, of course!
  2. Have anal- quite often, as a matter of fact
  3. Have a threesome- yes
  4. Engage in group sex- yes
  5. Have phone sex- yes
  6. Masturbate- yes
  7. Use a vibrator- yes
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else- yes
  9. Be tied up- yes
  10. Tie someone up- yes
  11. Have sex in a public space- no
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)- yes
  13. Sex in a car- no (actually Veronica and I have, but neither of us came before we stopped)
  14. Sex at a drive-in- no
  15. Mile-high club- no
  16. Sex with a stranger- yes
  17. One-night stand- yes
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)- yes
  19. Sex on a boat- no
  20. Sex in a body of water- no
  21. Light spanking- yes
  22. Read erotica- yes
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game- no
  24. Sex in the shower- no
  25. Sex standing up against a wall- yes
  26. Sex with no kissing- yes
  27. Sex in the pitch black- yes
  28. Sex in the broad daylight- yes
  29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin- yes
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness- no
  31. Watch porn together- yes
  32. Watch porn alone- yes
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms- no
  34. Sex on the beach- no
  35. Blindfolds- yes
  36. Using ice sexually- yes
  37. Sexual role play- yes
  38. Whipped cream- yes
  39. La Perla lingerie sex- what’s that mean, she’s wearing it?  No
  40. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex- yes
  41. Sex with someone much older- yes (10 yrs, if you’re wondering)
  42. Sex with someone younger (legal!)- yes (13 yrs, if you’re wondering)
  43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner- no
  44. A quickie in a skirt- yes.  She was wearing it, not me.  Though I have worn a kilt ;-)
  45. A longie in the rain- no
  46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you- no
  47. Feather ticklers- no
  48. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else- yes
  49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone- yes, didn’t need to learn!
  50. Silent sex in a full house- yes

34 of out 50, not sure if that’s good or not!

Some of these I think are pretty silly and are included just to make it a list of 50 items.  Masturbation, watching porn, reading erotica, sex in the pitch dark, I bet just about any 18 yr old has done all of these!

So what would I add to my sexual bucket list?

Sex in front of an audience- probably won’t happen, I get self-conscious and have issues with a crowd watching, but I like the idea
Fisting- tried with Veronica, couldn’t get all the way in
Double penetration- tried with Veronica and with another couple once, it’s more difficult than it looks in porn!
Have a woman deep-throat me and massage my prostate at the same time

That’s all I can think of for now!  Anything obvious you think I missed?  How about YOUR sexual bucket list?

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