We’ve reviewed a few toys for The Adult Toy Shoppe before and they’ve been a pleasure to work with, so when I was contacted and asked to select something from either the anal toys or bondage categories, of course I said yes. After browsing around for a bit, I settled on some nipple clamps. Veronica generally prefers a gentler touch on her nipples, but I thought we could give it a try anyway.

[You may have seen the clamps on each of us a few weeks ago in a Wanton Wednesday post]

Since this toy was for Veronica’s use, I’ll turn it over to her.

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Veronica: We were both curious about them.  They arrived pretty quickly in discreet packaging.  We tried them on immediately to do Wanton Wednesday photos.  My 1st thought was “ouch!” but thankfully the clamps were adjustable, so we were able to make them more comfortable for us to wear.  Once on, they were pretty cute.  I liked how they brought my nipples out and I thought the chain gave me a very tough girl look, which is different from the usual cute housewife, naughty librarian look I normally sport.

Hubman and I used them during sex.  We put on the clips and I climbed on for my favorite ride.  We had to adjust them a few times during sex as they slipped off my nipples once or twice, but we soon found a tension that was both comfortable for me and would stay on my boobs.

Hubman tugged on the clamps, and I bounced extra to make the chain move.  I am not a fan of rough nipple play so I did not enjoy the extra stimulation they provided.   I was also worried about accidentally hitting Hubman in the face with the chain during sex if I started moving vigorously so the clamp inhibited me a little bit. (Hubman: Oh please, like a little chain in my face would bother me!)

So while the nipple clamps are well made and are attractive and easy to use, I did not enjoy the product, but I attribute that mostly to the fact that I do not like rough nipple play.  If you want to get into rougher nipple play, I would recommend this product since the clamps are adjustable so you can get used to an increasing amount of pressure.

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When I went away last weekend to meet a twitter friend for some fun, I included the nipple clamps in my bag. After the weekend I asked her for her opinion of them

Being as I have very sensitive nipples I have never played with nipple clamps before. The nice thing was they were very adjustable, they went from tight & painful to a very comfortable squeeze. Plus, even on comfortably, you could give the chain a tug and it didn’t seem as though it would pull off easily.  I prefer a hand or a mouth on my nipples, but if that weren’t the case I can see how they would be handy.

I had to ask her a follow-up question – would she agree with the statement that nipple clamps might be better suited for a woman who enjoys a rougher touch on her nipples, or maybe a little pain with her pleasure?

Yes.. I thought they were interesting but I don’t see how they would benefit me. Someone who enjoyed the rougher stuff would have a use for it.

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So 2 women, neither of whom particularly enjoys a rougher touch on her nipples, agree that while the nipple clamps are well-made and easy & fun to use, they’re not quite for them.

I do have a friend who enjoys a painfully rough touch on her nipples, I’ll have to get her opinion when the opportunity arises!

Thanks again to The Adult Toy Shoppe for sending us the nipple clamps. In the interest of full disclosure, they sent us the clamps free of charge, in exchange for this review. They have a variety of other bondage gear along with many other categories of toys, you should check them out!

 

I’ve been a terrible sex toy reviewer- way back in mid-May the wonderful people at The Adult Toy Shoppe sent Veronica and I this Thigh and Wrist Cuff Set, we used the set a few times, including when our submissive unicorn friend came over to play sometime in June, but we totally forgot to write the review.  So with our apologies to The Adult Toy Shoppe for the delay, here’s our review…

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Veronica is a fan of being restrained, gently, and we already have under-the-bed restraints, so we figured this set would be a nice addition to our collection.  Personally, I enjoy putting her on her back and fucking her good and hard while her legs are spread wide.  Having these cuffs to help keep her legs wide open and her arms by her side sounded like an very good idea!

The cuffs, as comfortable are they, are quite sturdy and it would be very difficult for someone to get out of them, if that is your goal.  The cuffs are made out of padded neoprene and are quite adjustable, I imagine they would fit a wide range of sizes. Because they are so adjustable, you’re not limited to attaching them to the wrist and thigh, why not try the upper arm, lower or higher on the thigh, or maybe down on the ankle?  Since Veronica has been the only wearer of the thigh and wrist cuff set (so far!), it’s only fitting that she gets a chance to offer her perspective.

The cuffs are very comfortable and the material is soft.  I do like a gentle restraint and these fit the bill.    I am not very good at BDSM because I do not like pain and I do not like to feel trapped.  The cuffs were restraining, and Hubman was probably gentle with the restraining but they did not feel tight or uncomfortable.

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I guess we need to clarify, the cuffs are designed to keep the wearers arms down by his or her side and attached to the thighs, they do NOT keep the legs open, but when used with our under-the-bed restraints they do.  Still, used alone the wrist and thigh cuffs are fun, adds a way to tease your partner and prevent him or her from using their hands and adding an element of control.

Thanks again to the Adult Toy Shoppe for sending us this simple yet versatile thigh and wrist cuff set, we look forward to using it many more times in the future, just the two of us or with friends.  Maybe one of these days I’ll end up restrained and at Veronica’s mercy!

Who thinks that Veronica should pack these for her trip to come see me next weekend?  Then I can get some pictures of the thigh and wrist cuffs in use ;-)

 

It’s no secret that I travel a bit for work, which of course puts a crimp on our sex life. In fact I’m drafting this post in a hotel room in San Diego.  So I thought it would be a fun to check out the novelty Clone-A-Willy kit that The Adult Toy Shoppe graciously offered to send me when I asked about it.  After all, Veronica is really just after my cock, so I might as well see if I can leave a replica of my most important part behind for her amusement while I’m gone ;-)

Veronica: Its not the only thing I’m after.  I also have no desire to operate the snow blower, the lawn mower or any of the electronic doodads in the house. ;-P

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Except for some common kitchen items that would be needed for mixing the molding ‘stuff’ and the latex, everything is included in the kit.  One thing that is very important is to read the directions thoroughly and carefully before starting anything- a few of the steps in the molding process are time-critical and you don’t want to mess up, there is only one chance to get it right!

Veronica also took some time to read the directions, since she would be doing most of the mixing work.  Keep in mind, the instructions said that I had 2 minutes from the time the water is added to the mixing powder until I had to insert my cock into the tube.  This is NOT something to try on your own, it takes teamwork (more about that later), so guys, forget the idea of surprising your partner with a clone-a-willy of yourself.  Unless you have someone else to help you!

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The first step in the process is to cute the molding top to length.  See the tube in the top picture? That’s what the molding mixture is poured into and then I would insert my cock.  Since I’m not 12″ long, Veronica helped got me hard, then I inserted my cock in the tube and made a mark where to trim it (the tube, not my cock!).  Once that is done, it’s time to get all the supplies ready to make the molding mixture.  This is the part that felt like high school chemistry class- mix molding powder with 1 3/4 cups of 98F water, stir well, then insert cock no longer than 90 seconds after starting.  Veronica did the mixing (leaning over the sink, wearing her hooker heels) while I fucked her from behind.  Hey, gotta stay hard, right? What better way than to grab her hips and have my way with her while she’s working at the sink ;-)

Once she had the mix already, she poured it into the tube and I pushed my cock into it.  And here’s where we, we being me, made a mistake.  While I was already wearing my cock ring, I was concerned about staying hard enough, long enough, until the molding mix set.  Which reminds me of my one main complaint about the kit- while timing is important, and is stressed throughout the instructions, there was no mention of how long I would have to stay hard, with no physical stimulation, until the molding mix set. 30 seconds? 2 minutes?

Veronica: I re- checked the directions and they said 1-2 minutes. Oops.

Oops is right, i missed that and had no idea at the time we were making the mold.  So what I did was reach down and firmly grasp around the base of my cock to help keep myself fully erect.  But this caused a problem- my hand was in the way, so I couldn’t fully insert my cock into the molding mix.  Even if the entire process did work, it was definitely going to be a stumpy version of my man-bits!

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Fortunately, in only about 30-45 seconds, I could tell that the molding mix was starting to solidify, so I released the grip on my cock and just relaxed.  Once I got a little soft I withdrew and looked inside the mold.  Hmm, that’s not how I pictured how I might look!  Seriously, I thought maybe I moved or something while it was setting, because it just didn’t look “right”.

Anyway, I waited overnight for the mold to fully dry, then mixed up the latex (that’s what is in the 2 jars in the picture on the left) and poured it into the mold.  Since it was going to be stumpy, I chose to forgo the included vibrator.  I waited another day for the latex mix to dry, then simply cut away the plastic tube and peeled off the mold,

I gotta say, I was really surprised how closely the end result really resembled me!  I did hold it next to my cock for comparisons sake and Veronica suggested that I take a picture, but I decided that was a bit too much to share, even for me.  However, if you click here, you’ll see Veronica doing her best Vanna White imitation and showing you the clone.

Veronica:  It was very realistic looking down to the little ridges on his cock.  I was not expecting them to get the coloring right and as far as I know the kits do not come in skin tones.  I also did not like the smell of the product as it had a rather chemical-like smell.  I would be willing to try the kit again to see if we could get the length closer.

I don’t think it comes in different colors either.  And I wonder if the odor will subside more after a few days.

Thanks to The Adult Toy Shoppe for sending me the Clone-A-Willy kit to use and review.  While the end result isn’t at “useful” as originally intended, that’s my fault and not a reflection of the kit.  Visit the Adult Toy Shoppe for all of your sex toy needs!

 

Make no mistake about it, Veronica enjoys a man with a larger-than-average cock.  That’s not to say that a big cock is a requirement to have a chance with her, but all else being equal, she’d prefer the bigger man.  And claims never to have had a lover who was too big for her.  (Veronica: It’s true, but I am always willing to test the theory!)

Years ago, she boldly suggested that perhaps I would be interested in fucking her with a penis extension, knowing that I was interested in seeing her try to take something really big [this was waaaaaay before we ever thought about swinging!].  She’s never really been into dildos [or rather, they've never been into her, hahaha] and rebuffed the idea when I bought her an extra-large jelly dong years ago. (Veronica:  I just couldn’t get into the Jelly Dong.  I hated the texture and the smell and it looked like a gummy worm gone very, very wrong.)

Then she found the Cyberskin 3″ penis extension.  We bought one and had lots of fun with it, it added a level of play and fantasy-fulfillment to our sex life.  Eventually, the toy suffered a fatal tear and we said goodbye to it.

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Not too long ago, Jamie from The Adult Toy Shoppe contacted me and inquired as to whether I would be interested in reviewing toys for them.  I immediately said yes and suggested to Veronica that perhaps it was finally time to replace our Cyberskin friend.  The Adult Toy Shoppe has one efficient shipping department!  Less than a week after Jamie first contacted me, there was a USPS package from them on my doorstep!

The packaging is kinda cheap and not suitable for storage of the toy.  We’ll eventually have to find something to store it in.  It comes with some lube and also some talcum powder-ish stuff to put on it for storage.  The material gets tacky and sticks to stuff when it’s dry and the powder helps prevent that.  The instructions say that it can be cleaned with soap and water, so since it can’t really be sterilized, it’s not appropriate for sharing amongst other lovers.

The toy is about 7 3/4 long overall and about 1 3/4 inches wide at the widest point.  However, the material is really stretchy, as this picture shows, so the added girth is going to vary depending on how much the material is stretched by the wearer.  It’s also stretchy length-wise, so I could pull it almost all the way down to the base of my cock [I'm, umm, longer than the inner depth of the toy].  Because of the width of the extension and the size of my cock, I end up with this kinda tapered look that I don’t naturally have, as you can see here.  It looks a little funny to me, but I’ll leave it to Veronica to describe how it feels to get fucked when I’m wearing it.

Veronica: I do like the toy as every now and again I like a little extra something.  I like the texture and smell of the toy, and the feel is very soft and flesh like.  The package does not really describe what the product is made of, but it is not made of PVC, phthalates, or latex.  Whatever the materials or lack of materials, I do not find this toy to be irritating.  I do not like to put hard plastic in me and my vagina skin is a little soft and sensitive so some materials can irritate my vagina, which I find can lead to ladybit issues.

I love the feeling of fullness and the slight burn of the stretch of my pussy while Hubman is fucking me with the product.  The only thing that I find annoying is that the product does not always stay on. [Hubman: It's important for me to make sure it's all the way on- it basically forms a vacuum to stay on.  If there is a little air trapped inside the toy, it'll have a little bit of a slinky effect.  Does that make sense?] Sometimes I will feel the tip of the extension hit my cervix, then Hubman will continue to enter me all the way, hammering the extension into my cervix.  It’s a slightly odd feeling, though not a bad one.  I wonder how effective this product is for a smaller man.  The extension is a pretty snug fit for Hubman, yet it still slides off if not worn correctly.  I wonder how a less endowed man would be able to keep the extension on. [Yeah, 'cause I'm so freakin' big.  Hahaha]

In the end though, I really enjoy the feeling of extra cock, and the extension will be a favorite amongst the toy collection.

One drawback with this toy is some loss of sensation.  One the one hand, it’s not a problem, because I’m so excited to see Veronica take all of me and the toy!  But, I’ve never cum while wearing this, because of the loss of sensation.  However, normally Veronica and I will start without it, then she’ll ask me to use it for a while, then I’ll remove it to finish.  Which is what we did on Sunday night ;-)

The Cyberskin 3″ extension is a welcome (re-)addition to our toy collection and if past history is any indication, it will get plenty of use in the future.  Thanks again to Jamie and The Adult Toy Shoppe for sending us this toy.  [In the interest of full disclosure, they gave us the toy for free in exchange for our review.  Just so you know...]

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