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Mar 152012
 

Short on ideas for hosting your next party? How about the Santorum? It’s a frothy mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters, and chocolate flakes, which is the byproduct of being a ridiculous candidate.

On second thought, maybe I’ll just have a beer!

Click here if you don’t get the reference

Mar 102012
 

Eight years ago, the US Supreme Court ruled in Lawrence vs Texas that anti-sodomy laws, as they pertain to consenting adults, are unconstitutional.  However some states, particularly Texas, have not only kept the laws on the books, they refuse to remove them. Maybe they hope to re-instate them someday, or are they simply trying to show their disapproval of the Supreme Court decision?

Check out this map

Two thoughts come to mind

- Gotta love the lawmakers in Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Montana. Anal sex between 2 men? Of course that’s outlawed, but don’t dare take away their ability to fuck a chick in the ass! (Yes, I’m assuming that the legislatures have male majorities, which I think is a pretty safe assumption)

- I’ve broken the law in 2 of the “yes” states :-)

I also wonder, what do my readers from other countries think?  Comments are welcome!

 

After the kids were tucked into bed and asleep, Veronica took her customary evening shower to “wash off mommy.”  When she appeared in the bedroom, this is what she was wearing

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My last tweet of the night tells you all you need to know about the fun we had :-)

I’m sure that there are plenty of others participating in Wanton Wednesday this week, click the button to see who they are!

 

Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

(Grammatically, some of these questions suck, so I’m answering them how I think the writer intended)

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

There’s a generic answer for almost all of these questions – Veronica, of course!!

1. Play naked twister with?

You, and you, and you…
They know who they are, the rest of you can wonder ;-)

2. Love?

The kids are the love of my life, after Veronica. Outside of other family, there are several friends I’ve grown close enough to and care so much about that I love them, in a platonic kind of way (even if I have had sex with some of them!)

3. Excites you beyond belief?

My mother-in-law, when she visits. Why? Because she *always* offers to watch the kids so we can have an overnight getaway. If she only knew what we did!

4. Enjoy ass play with?

Well I *do* enjoy ass play with Veronica on a fairly regular basis. Probably the thing I miss the most about fucking Katie is the anal sex, I was her first and she quickly grew to love and ask for it frequently.  Maybe I’ll try to entice her back into my bed sometime before we move this summer…

5. Shower with?

I can’t remember the last time I showered with someone else. Wait, I take that back, a few years ago Southern Vixen (no link, her blog is gone) and I showered together in a hotel room in Atlanta.

Could I be enticed to join Veronica, or someone else, in a shower? Of course!!

6. Undress?

Oh, just several dozen of you ;-)

7. Rim?

As much as I love anal sex, I’m not really interested in rimming. There was one time last year when I was inspired and dove in to eat Katie’s ass, she was surprised but enjoyed it, it was fun for me but it’s not something where I ever think “damn, it’s been too long since I’ve rimmed someone”

8. Elope with?

Sorry, I’m already (permanently) taken.
Now if we’re talking an overnight getaway, there are a couple of friends who just have to tell me when!

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why?

There a long-distance online friend I’m enjoying getting to know, she knows who she is, and that I’d like to wake up next to her someday.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your blog, answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the tmituesdayblog so we’ll all know where to read your responses!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

 

I had the afternoon off on Monday
Darling Boy was at school
Princess Persistent was at school
Veronica arrived home from her NYC trip mid-afternoon

Apparently, she planned it that way, as she had something in mind

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Once wasn’t enough, later than evening, once the kids were asleep, it was time for round 2, and it was my turn to have something else in mind :-)

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I’m sure others are indulging in some wanton pleasures of their own, click the button to see who.

 

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It’s no secret that we’re big fans of anal play here, so when the fine folks at Crystal Delights Erotic Toys offered to send us one of their new plugs, I was quick to say yes. We already have another one of their plugs and we use it as a regular part of our play, so I was looking forward to seeing what they would send us.  From their website:

All Crystal Delights erotic toys are handmade in the United States. Each Crystal Delights sex toy is a unique handcrafted erotic object, made for both intimate and aesthetic enjoyment. No two toys are exactly the same; but all are made of smooth, all natural materials such as medical quality Pyrex glass or purified clay with a high quality, body safe, food grade glaze. Each erotic toy is decorated with an authentic Swarovski element. Every Crystal Delights toy is an adult art sculpture with a special purpose in mind – with toys like the original plug described wryly as “boudoir booty bling”.

When Veronica first saw the Crystal Twist Mini Plug, her first thought was “that’s a mini plug?”, but knowing her, I knew she’d be fine with the size :-)   It’s about 1 1/4″ at it’s widest and about 4″ insertable length. What is unique about this toy is the twist, you don’t push this in, you twist it in like a screw.  Appropriate, I think, for a sex toy.

Since Veronica was the tester this time (I might try it one of these days, it’s not like I’ve never put a toy in my ass before), here’s what she had to say

The plug is very pretty. I like the jewel accent in the top of the plug, and it is actually pretty enough for display.

I had found the plug initially challenging to insert by myself and it worked better on try number two when Hubman inserted it for me. Something to note is that the plug is ‘Lefty Tighty” instead of “Lefty Loosey”

I find that however, the attractivness of the design does not seem to translate into comfort. I can feel the ridged edges of the corkscrew, and it simply is not for me, it’s actually kind of uncomfortable.

Also when removing the plug, be mindful of the whole “lefty tighty” thing.

I have another plug from this company which I have worn for several hours and even to work out, but I could not imagine participating in anything very active in this.

It did relax my muscles so when Hubman & I sequed to anal sex it was an easy transition and Hubman could slide in to the hilt right away.

While I occasionally enjoy using a butt plug, this particular design was not for me.

I think Veronica messed up. The 1st time she used it, I didn’t help with inserting it. She said it was a little painful, so I asked how she inserted it. Apparently she didn’t twist, she just pushed. No wonder it hurt! The second time she tried, I took over and gently twisted it in and it went much better for her.

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She also didn’t mention that she wore it while sitting around in the living room, which is when she found it uncomfortable. Unlike the other plug we have, I’m not sure this one is suited for extended wear outside the bedroom. I also don’t think it was quite as uncomfortable as she made it out to be, as she mentioned her ass was nice and relaxed when I removed it and slide my cock in it’s place.

Thanks to Crystal Delights for giving us this toy in exchange for our unbiased review. In addition to a collection of butt plugs, they also have a selection of glass dildos and wands and the company as always is a pleasure to deal with.

Sep 272011
 

“Honey, can I be a little high maintenance about something?”

You gotta love Veronica, even when she’s being high maintenance (and she really isn’t, she’s about as low maintenance as a person can be), she’s polite and asks if it’s okay.

“Of course baby, what is it?”

“Can you get more of the ID Glide lube, I prefer that over the other stuff for butt sex”

Yes, this conversation took place while I was in her ass.
Yes, I got out of bed to take this photo once I was done with her ass :-)

18-105mm lens at 70 mm, 1/6 sec at f/5.6, ISO 1600

Sep 262011
 

I came across a website with a list of Massachusetts laws about sex.  Let’s start with adultery

MGL c.272, s. 14 Adultery.

A married person who has sexual intercourse with a person not his spouse or an unmarried person who has sexual intercourse with a married person shall be guilty of adultery and shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than three years or in jail for not more than two years or by a fine of not more than five hundred dollars.

Commonwealth v. Stowell, 389 Mass. 171 (1983). The court held that the Massachusetts adultery statute was not unconstitutional and that it was proper to have applied it to consensual acts between adults in private.

Uh-oh, just by the number of partners alone I’m looking at 30+ years in state prison!

Let’s see about sodomy. BTW as I write this Veronica has a new glass plug in her asshole :-)

MGL c.272, s. 34. Crime against nature.

Whoever commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature, either with mankind or with a beast, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than twenty years.

MGL c.272, s. 35. Unnatural and lascivious acts.

Whoever commits any unnatural and lascivious act with another person shall be punished by a fine of not less than one hundred nor more than one thousand dollars or by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than five years or in jail or the house of correction for not more than two and one half years.

Commonwealth v. Balthazar, 366 Mass. 298 (1974). The “unnatural and lascivious acts” statute has been held to include public fellatio and oral-anal contact.. “must be construed to be inapplicable to private, consensual conduct of adults.”

Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders v. AG, 436 Mass. 132 (2002). “Our holdings in the Balthazar and Ferguson cases concerning acts conducted in private between consenting adults extend to § 34, as well.” [private consenting acts will not be prohibited].

Lawrence v. Texas, 539 US 558 (June 2003). Texas sodomy law ruled unconstitutional by US Supreme Court.

OK, as long as I’m not getting a blowjob, rimming someone or fucking someone in the ass in public, I’m safe!

Lastly, there’s fornication to think about

MGL c.272, s. 18. Fornication.

Whoever commits fornication shall be punished by imprisonment for not more than three months or by a fine of not more than thirty dollars.

Fort v. Fort, 12 Mass. App. Ct. 411 (1981). “The crimes of fornication, adultery, and lewd and lascivious cohabitation are never, or substantially never, made the subject of prosecution.”

Attorney Gen. v. Desilets, 418 Mass. 316 (1994). “This statute is of doubtful constitutionality, at least as applied to the private, consensual conduct of persons over the age of consent.”

Oh good, this one isn’t constitutional, it would seem.

Click here for others, including bestiality and prostitution, among others.

 

Veronica requested hair pulling and spanking while I fucked her ass last night.

Who am I to deny her request?  :-)

35mm prime lens, 1/15 sec at f/1.8, ISO 3200

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Have a great Friday!

 

Laying peacefully in bed, I’m aware of Veronica entering the room. She removes her bathrobe and then I feel the cool air hit my skin as she pulls back the covers. Taking me in her mouth she quickly gets me hard then climbs on for a ride.

As we’re catching our breath afterward she says “I want you to fuck my ass tonight. Will you also pull my hair and spank me?”

Yes, today is shaping up to be a very wanton Wednesday!

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