You ever look forward to something, only to be disappointed in the experience once it finally happens?

I can recall a TMI Tuesday question, once upon a time, about over-rated sex positions.  I wrote about the 69 position and if I remember correctly, so did a number of other bloggers.  Don’t get me wrong, I love to eat pussy and of course I love a good or even a bad blowjob.  But both at the same time? No thanks, I prefer to focus on one or the other.

Add another sex act to the over-rated list.

Double penetration.

Click to really see the expression on her face!

Last summer, while playing with another couple, Veronica had her first and so far only experience with double penetration.  It was late, we were tired, none of us really had any experience with DP, we couldn’t figure out the right position blah blah blah.  Yeah sure I got into Veronica’s ass while she rode the other guy, but I swear I don’t think it lasted more than a minute before we grew a little frustrated and gave up.  Veronica liked it enough to want to try again someday, though we haven’t had the opportunity yet.

Not too long ago, I had the chance to help another couple fulfill their DP fantasy and again, the same issues arose.  Between experimenting with positions, dealing with condoms, both guys trying to find a rhythm AND to stay inside her at the same time, let me tell you, it’s not as easy as they make it look in porn!!

Yeah, I know, that shouldn’t be a surprise- they’re professional fuckers, I’m just an amateur who likes to practice a lot. But still…

It didn’t even bother me, feeling another man’s cock practically touching mine, separated by mere millimeters of flesh.  And while he and I met for the first time earlier that day, she and I had good sexual chemistry since the first time we met several months earlier, so that wasn’t an issue either.

If we get the chance, will I deny Veronica the opportunity to experience a DP again? Of course not.

Will I be seeking out the opportunity? I doubt it.

But you know what I think would be totally hot? If Veronica and I can find a woman with a strap-on to join us! Veronica can ride the fake cock, I can fuck her ass, and there is no concerns about maintaining erections or dealing with condoms.

Ladies, any recommendations for a good strap-on?

Or volunteers?