Yes, this is a review of a product meant for women.  But remember, Veronica and I review toys together and the fine people at Fascinations know that, so they sent us the Lelo Luna Balls to review.  After all, I just might benefit from them too!  Here are some of the basics from the Fascinations website

The shape and size of the toy works out the pelvic floor muscles, offering a host of healthy benefits – not the least of which is greater sexual satisfaction for both you and your partner.

The body-safe silicone girdle securely holds two orbs of your choice from the four included with the kit. A pair of 28 gram orbs and a pair of 37 gram orbs are both beautifully translucent and easy to use. Simply select your desired weight, slide them into the silicone girdle, and insert the toy. A weighted inner sphere moves inside each ball moves as your body does, sending titallating sensations through your most pleasurable spots as you go about your daily routine.

Used on a regular basis, Luna Balls will strengthen and tone your pelvic floor muscles – an activity that has healthful results throughout your entire life. Safe firm plastic can be wiped down to clean, and the silicone girdle can be boiled to sterilize, if desired.

Veronica, take it away!

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I was very excited to receive my Lelo Luna Balls to review.  They arrived in a beautiful box, and I loved the colors and the way they felt both smooth and heavy in my hands.

I first tried the smaller pink balls that were in the plastic casing.  I found the plastic holder to be scratchy so I removed it and just wore the balls.  I was kind of expecting the balls to do something.  I understood that they were not going to vibrate, but I thought that they would make happy feelings inside of me.  I then tried the bigger green balls, and while they felt pleasant, I did not find them arousing or stimulating.  I wore them hanging around the house, to work and to the gym.

I felt them the most and like I had to do something to keep them in while I was working out.

I asked some of my other friends and they explained that the balls were supposed to exercise your PC muscle.   So I put them in again and wore them everywhere to see if they would strengthen my PC muscles.  After wearing them for several hours a day, every day for a week, I did not notice that I was gripping Hubman any tighter than usual, and Hubman did not finish fucking me one day and go “Damn your pussy is extra tight today.”

Now I do have good PC muscles.  While I am sure that my lady bits are not as firm as they were before  pushed two big headed children out my woo-woo, I have been told by several partners that I feel ‘tight’ and have commented on the ‘grip’ I will have on them.  I have also impressed the people at the gynecologist’s office with my ability to push the speculum out without assistance.

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I did wear them when Hubman and I had anal sex, and I really did not notice that they were there. (Hubman: I did notice they were there, but they didn’t add or take away from the experience)

Hubman did enjoy watching me remove the balls without using my hands.  (Hubman: That’s one of her party tricks, ask her about it, maybe she’ll show you!  She doesn’t always show off, usually she just pulls them out by hand)

So they were a fun amusement, but they literally did not do anything for me.  I think though if they made the balls in a vibrating model, then they would be made of awesome.

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We’d like to thank Fascinations for providing us with the Lelo Luna Balls in exchange for our honest review.  Visit their site for all of your sex toy needs!

 

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When the people at Fascinations let me know that they had a Tantus ProTouch they were looking for a guy to review, I was happy to accept the assignment.  After all, before I ever started reviewing sex toys I had bought myself a prostate toy and then got another when the first left me a little disappointed.  As usual, the toy shipped out fast and was in my hot little hands within a matter of days.

About the ProTouch- it’s made of premium silicone, so it’s compatible with any water-based lube.  The insert-able length is about 4.5″, it’s 5/8″ wide at the tip and 1 1/4″ at the widest point.  It comes with a removable vibe that inserts into the base and is powered by 3 watch batteries.  The silicone material is hypoallergenic and can be cleaned by boiling, bleaching (10% solution) and is dishwasher safe.

Pros- the size is just right, at least for me.  It’s not too long or wide to be intimidating, but I definitely knew it was there.  The material is a nice combination of firm yet flexible and is very slick when lube is applied. The vibrations are strong but not too strong and when turned on at the right time really helped send me over the edge.

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When I started looking at prostate toys, I was curious to see what prostate stimulation was all about, since I heard that it could intensity an orgasm, and who wouldn’t like that?!  By the criteria, did I like the ProTouch?  Absolutely!  Between the size, shape, and strength of the vibrations, I’m getting a good idea what prostate stimulation can feel like, thankyouverymuch.

Cons- it wouldn’t stay in place.  I’d push it in all the way, let go, reach around for my cock, and it would slip out.  Push it back in, it slips out, again and again.  I wondered that if the neck was a little narrower, more like a butt plug, would it stay in better.  So I reached in the drawer for our glass plug and tested that theory.  Lo and behold, it stayed in just fine.  I will say, if a partner was using this on me, having to hold it in wouldn’t be my problem and could be quite a bit more pleasurable.  Are you paying attention Veronica? It can also be used as a g-spot stimulator, you could try it too ;-)

One other minor complaint- I can’t get the damn bullet vibe back out!  Maybe it’s my lack of experience with silicone toys, but they really should include in the packaging some sort of warning to apply a little lube to the bullet before inserting it.

Thanks again to Fascinations for sending me the Tantus ProTouch prostate stimulator.  Check out their website for all of your sex toy needs, they have quite a collection!

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Sunday afternoon I was chatting with Mina and Aurore on Twitter and we were talking about reviews we each had to do.  I mentioned this one I had to write and the need to “test” the toy out again.  Mina was so turned on by the idea that she wrote some erotica focusing on anally pleasuring a man.  You can read it here if you’re interested, it’s pretty hot!

 

Sometime in May I saw a tweet (from AshlyStar maybe? I can’t remember) mentioning that Fascinations was looking for some sex toy reviewers, so I contacted them, introduced myself and Veronica and asked about becoming a reviewer.  An few e-mails later and the company rep asks

How do you two feel about anal play toys (butt plugs, etc)?

She wants to send us an anal toy? Bring it on!

Click-click for a treat!

A short while later, we received the Crystal Delights butt plug in the mail.  Isn’t it pretty? The plug is 3 1/2″ long overall, 3″ insertable, the stem is 3/4″ wide and it’s 1 3/8″ at the widest point.  A nice size, but not too big for the anal novice (unlike Veronica, my little anal slut ;-) ).  I should mention that since these are hand-made, they won’t all be exactly the same size; ours is slightly shorter and narrower at the widest point but thicker through the stem than the specs given on the product website.

Since Veronica’s the one on the receiving end (though I may try it myself, it wouldn’t be the first time a toy was in my ass), I’ll turn it over to her now….

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Hubman arranged for us to get a lovely butt plug.  It was very attractive and felt pleasantly heavy in the hand.  I also liked the bling that decorated the plug as well.  I was nervous when Hubman put the plug in and for the 1st few minutes, the plug felt odd, kind of like I had to go.  However I quickly got used to the plug and quickly found it arousing.  Having the plug in seemed to realign my lady area and my pussy lips began to feel more friction, which I found very enjoyable and got me very, very hot.

To fully test the plug, I took the kids for a walk around the block.  The friction from the plug was simply amazing.  As I took each step I felt more and more aroused.  I was actually so aroused that when I got home I had Hubman fuck me while the plug was still in my ass and once he got the plug out, he was easily able to slide his cock in without much lube or effort.  (Hubman: For the first time ever, I didn’t lube my cock before I pushed into her ass- the lube from when I inserted the plug and the relaxing effect it had on her were enough!)

I do recommend being careful when you sit on your butt when first wearing the plug as I plopped down on a chair and definitely felt it.  I could easily wear the plug for several hours and find it enjoyable.

I love the plug and will use it often.  I would also highly recommend it to anyone who wants some fun anal stimulation and wants an attractive, subtle looking toy.

What I also loved about the glass plug was that it was very subtle looking, almost like a paperweight.  The only issue could be is that since the plug does not scream “SEX TOY” you might accidentally leave it out like we did.  Of course Princess Persistent found it in our bedroom and started to play with it and ask what it was.  Thinking quickly, I told her it was a paperweight.

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The plug is made out of solid glass, so it’s easy to clean (10% bleach solution, boil for 3-5 minutes or wash in top rack of dishwasher with no soap) and is compatible with both water- and silicone-based lubes.  I’m sure that this plug will become a regular part of our anal play!

Thanks again to Fascinations for sending us the Crystal Delights butt plug, we appreciate it!  And don’t forget to visit their website to shop for all of your sex toy needs!

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