Veronica and I pull up in the front of the club at the appointed time.  Not that you could tell what was inside, the building appeared to be just another nondescript industrial building in a neighborhood full of them.  However, on the inside was the potential for all manner of naughty fun!

Someone commented on Veronica’s HNT yesterday, asking what an “on-premise” club is.  In the swinging world, there are 2 types of clubs- off-premises clubs do not have space for play aka sexual activity (and it’s not allowed either), while on-premises clubs have private, semi-private and public areas for sex.  We only had 2 other experiences at swingers club- in January 2009 we went to Trapeze in Ft. Lauderdale with Southern Vixen and last summer we checked out an off-premises club in our home area, so this night was a new experience for us.

The club was pretty good sized, probably 4000 sq ft total and had a bar area (bring your own alcohol, they provide mixers and soft drinks), a dance floor, casual seating area, and about a dozen different play areas.  Two of the areas are out in the open- a BDSM area and an orgy area.  The BDSM area I can’t really describe because I don’t know what most of the stuff was!  The orgy area was basically 3 mattresses on the floor in the corner of a large open area, surrounded by a 4 ft high wall.  There was also a locker room with free lockers.

The rest of the play areas were small rooms, each with a bed and a “safe sex tray”.  Each tray had a variety of condoms, dental dams, latex gloves, lubricant, and baby wipes.  (Veronica: I thought it was very thoughtful, as was the lotion and feminine wipes in the ladies room.) The room could be arranged to be private, semi-private or wide open.  Basically, if you left the door open, that’s an invitation for anyone to come in and join you, after asking your permission of course. If you were interested in being watched, you could close the door, but leave the window curtains open.  And obviously if you wanted privacy, just close the door and the curtain.

So that’s a little about the club and the amenities, I’ll leave it to Veronica to talk about some of the people we met…

In the lifestyle you always meet some interesting people.  The crowd was a mix ranging from their early 30′s to a randy couple in their 60′s.    We hope to be that couple one day, still groping and and fondling and happy.  We took the tour with another pair of newbies who had moved up from Florida.  She was lovely and reminiscent of Angie Harmon, and he reminded me of an aging Jersey Shore cast reject.  She was very pleasant and he was kind of sour and judgmental, especially around the BDSM room.  Sour and judgmental is a big turnoff.

There was also a couple in their early 50′s where the woman had a smokin’ hot body including an ass that rivaled even mine.   I had a nice chat with her about where she had her boob job done, and while they were not interested in playing with us, at least I have a nice lead in case I want to get work done.

This club also had something I had not really seen before at any party or club.  Several single men.  The three stooges were these men in their 60′s.  Apparently they were not there to have sex, although the one that I can only call fish lips did ask if he could bring his own BDSM equipment to the next event.    I also have to comment- thongs on men bad, a thong on a man in his 60′s who is in a shape (round is a shape after all), very bad. The club does gender balance, and if they have single men coming, they also have an equal number of single women as well.  (Hubman: my understanding is that they permit a single man only if they already have a single woman who RSVP’d for an event, 2 women, then 2 men can attend, and so on.)

We also chatted with a very nice regular who reminded me of my best guy friend from HS.  I would totally do him given the chance, especially as I watched him do a DP and got a look at how well endowed he is.  Seeing a DP live was very exciting and made me more eager to finally get to try it myself.  But what was really cool was the woman who was involved in the DP.  She could squirt.  Hubman and I watched the three of them have sex, then we heard what might of been the hottest noise ever as the woman came, squirted and we heard the force of the fluid hit the mattress with an audible splash.  (Hubman: it was amazing to hear.  I don’t think she squirted on the mattress, I think she squirted clear off of it and the sound was her cum splashing on the wood floor!)

The sights and sounds were arousing and were all the motivation Hubman and I needed to walk into our own room….

If you want to know what went on when Hubman and I entered the private room…you’ll have to wait until Sunday.