As part of a book review yesterday, Vanilla Impaired got thinking about orgasms and came up with this little meme. She invited her readers to take a shot at it, so even though it seems aimed towards women based on some of the questions, I couldn’t resist. If you want to answer the questions as well, be sure to leave a comment on her blog!
1. What’s your favourite way to have an orgasm?
Certainly not solo, though there is nothing wrong with that! I don’t know if I have a favorite, though cuming in Veronica’s mouth and having her suck my cock dry until I care barely stand to be touched anymore is exquisite.
2. Do you use a sex toy? Hands? or both?
Just my hand. I’m a lefty 
3. Do you have a favourite time of day or night that you like to pleasure yourself or have sex?
I have sex much more often than I masturbate and as I’ve documented here numerous times, sex anytime is the right time!
4. Do you feel you have different types of orgasms?
Absolutely!! Some build slowly, others quite fast, some I practically lose control and move as if my hips have a life of their own, sometimes I ejaculate just a little and other times, umm, more…
5. Do you have a position or a technique that always guarantees an orgasm?
Pounding Veronica while hers legs are on my shoulders is a sure-fire way to get me off!
6. Is having your clit directly stimulated pleasurable for you? What about after an orgasm?
No clit here… Though I do enjoy some direct stimulation to my cock after an orgasm. See question 1.
7. Do you masturbate/pleasure yourself?
Of course! Sometimes with an audience
8. Has your self pleasuring repertoire/routine/technique changed or evolved over time?
I think so. When I was in grad school, I often worked from home in the mornings once Veronica left for work and we got the kids off to school and daycare. If I was going to masturbate, that was the time. These days, we have such an incredibly active sex life, I don’t masturbate much at all.
9. Are sex toys part of your self pleasuring or with a partner? Or both?
I don’t use a toy at all when I masturbate, though Veronica and I have a few we use once in a while.
10. If you enjoy using sex toys how often do you upgrade your equipment?
We have worn out a toy or two *grins* but I don’t know how often that happens…
11. Whats the most intense orgasm you have ever had?
Monday I wrote about “The Last Time”. While that was fictional, we’ve actually experienced that before, which of course means we had welcome home sex. I was away for 9 weeks, and managed to keep my hands off myself for about 5 or 6 days before I arrived home. After 9 weeks apart and almost a week without cuming, that was one seriously intense orgasm! Don’t know if it was the most intense, but quite memorable nonetheless…
12. How often do you orgasm? Daily, more than once a day, weekly, monthly….???
Pretty much daily, which is easy with the perpetually horny Veronica around!
13. Do you regard orgasm to be a stress reliever?
Absolutely!
14. What happens to you after orgasm? Full of energy, a bit lala or ready to go to sleep?
We usually, but not always have sex at time, so sleep is next! But there’s nothing wrong with starting the day out with a good wake-me-up orgasm!
15. Have you ever squirted?
Well, as a guy, don’t I always?
16. Do you fantasize when you masturbate? Or do you just get right down to it?
Of course! That’s what usually drives me to masturbate in the first place!
17. What do you like about having an orgasm? Is it important you have an orgasm every time?
What do I like? What’s not to like? What sort of silly question is this? [I know, these were written with women in mind...] And who, man or woman, wouldn’t want to have an orgasm every time?
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So there you have it. Comment if you like, visit Vanilla Impaired, go give yourself (or a friend…) an orgasm…
Damn near a month ago Lois Lane tagged me with a “Soundtrack of my life” meme which I really really want to finish and publish this weekend. If I can only find the time…
Any suggestions for my HNT tomorrow? I don’t have a freakin’ clue what I want to do. Can I bribe you with the promise of outtakes for an inspiring suggestion?
Happy Hump Day Everyone!
