With Christmas rapidly approaching, Santa needs help deciding if I’ve been naughty or nice this year. Vixen, Minority Report and Lusting Lola have been done this meme, and I thought it would help you decide!
(Veronica is also doing this today, I wonder how her answers will differ from mine…)
1. Had sex in a car older than a 1985 model?
No, and except for oral, I’ve never had sex in any car!
2. Played strip poker and lost?
I’m terrible at poker, I’m sure if I played I would end up naked in no time at all! Not that it would be a problem…
3. Name three celebrities you would like to bang the sh!tz out of.
I don’t think I’d like to bang the shit out of anyone, that’s messy!
I actually don’t find celebrities all that appealing, physical attraction alone doesn’t do it for me, and I’m much more interested in several of my blogging and Twitter friends
4. Ever gone commando?
Not always, but every once in a while
5.Open relationship?
If you’ve read my blog even once before, you probably know the answer to that question!
6. You have been naughty what is your punishment?
Whatever Veronica says it is
7. Ticklish?
Yes, in a few spots
8. Spit or swallow?
Swallowing is much preferred, that’s what Veronica always does. As for me, if I ever find a woman to squirt on my face while I’m going down on her, I’ll happily swallow whatever ends up in my mouth
9. Is rear entry an option?
Absolutely, Veronica loves it in the ass! As for me, I’m familiar with having my prostate directly stimulated
10. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Send Veronica out to get me one!
11. Truth or Dare? (Truth have you ever been with more than 1 person in one day? or show a tasteful picture of cleavage/boobs or guys a boxer shot)
How about both?
The truth is, I have been with more than 1 person in one day, and I’m not just talking about a 3some, which I’ve also done. Neither of them knew about the other.
I don’t wear boxers, I prefer my Calvin Klein trunks

12. BDSM?
A little bondage is a regular part of our play, but that’s about it.
13. Does this picture make you horny or hungry?

It’s an amusing picture, but it doesn’t make me hungry or horny.
14.You order a pizza…would you ever flash the delivery guy at the door?
The delivery guy? No. A delivery girl? Sure!
(And for any ladies who say you would, where were you when I was delivering pizzas 20 yrs ago?!)
15. Are you horny?
At this very moment, no, but it doesn’t take much to change that
16. Leather or lace?
Lace
17. Silk ties or hand cuffs?
Silk ties
18. Thongs? Boy shorts? Grannie panties? lace?
Thongs, of course! Doesn’t Veronica look good wearing one? Though I have to admit her ass looks good in most anything…

19. Eyes open or closed?
Closed when I’m kidding, otherwise open most of the time
20. Romance or kink?
Why not both?
And lastly…
21. Would you rather take a bath in chocolate pudding or drive around the town naked in your car?
I’d rather drive around town naked
So… you tell me…
What’s the verdict, am I naughty or nice?