Dec 292009
 

If you think that Thursday marks the end of the decade.

Okay, all of you who raised your hands, you can put them down now.  You’re wrong.

What was the first year of the first century? 1

What was the first year of the twenty-first century? 2001

Therefore, the 10th year of the decade is 2010 and since a decade by definition is 10 yrs, it ends on December 31, 2010.  So spare me the end-of-decade recap stuff, okay? You’re a year early.

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TMI Tuesday #219- The Last of 2009

1. On a scale of 1-10, how good was your 2009?

Pretty damn good, probably an 8.5.  The kids are doing great, my job continues to be challenging and rewarding, and really, with Veronica as my wife, who could ask for anything more?

The only reason I didn’t rate this year higher is that I’d like to think that there is always room for “improvement”

2. What are your favorite/naughtiest/sexiest/most fun 2009 memories

Our long weekend in Las Vegas is definitely a highlight.  Can you say “MFFF foursome”? :-D

3. What’s the one thing you thought you would never do, but did in 2009?

See #2.

4. What do you want to change in 2009?

Umm, in 2010, maybe? It’s a bit late to change something in 2009…

My waist size would be a good start.  Something smaller please?  How about my inability to get things done without the pressure of a deadline? I don’t write much at all about work, so let’s just say my productivity could have been better.  And one thing I DON’T want to change is any more diapers- are you listening Princess Persistent?

5. What is your all-time favorite gift (whether given or received by you)?

I have no idea, seriously.

Bonus (as in optional): On special holidays- like birthdays, anniversaries, ringing in the New Year -are you more inclined to do a sex act that you wouldn’t “normally” do? (things like fellatio/cunnilingus, anal sex, strap-ons/toys, videoing yourself/pictures, menage-a-trois/quatres, etc.)

Veronica and I have a long-standing tradition of “birthday sex”- the birthday boy or girl gets what they want in bed.  But that doesn’t necessarily mean something we don’t “normally” do.  Rather, on Veronica’s birthday, I’ll do whatever she wants, within the bounds of what we “normally” do, whether I’m in the mood for that particular activity or not.  Speaking of which, my birthday is coming up.  Hmm….

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I saw this on A Biscuit of Many Parts, who in turn got it from Circle Jerk at the Square Dance and I couldn’t resist reposting it here.   ‘Cause I love me some sarcasm…

Top Ten Tuesdays: What Healthcare Reform Alternatives Are We Hearing from Republicans?

10. Allowing a tax deduction on all leaches purchased for medicinal purposes.

9. Eliminating all doctors, medicines, and hospitals so the free market can heal the sick directly.

8. Strengthening preventive care by offering free laying on of hands from the preacher of your choice.

7. Replacing overweight, unhealthy Americans who demand affordable healthcare with thinner, meeker foreigners who will be ecstatic for a glass of clean water and a couple of Advil.

6. Letting insurance companies regulate themselves if they promise to really, really, really try to not deny coverage to people unless that coverage is really, really, really going to interfere with the fourth-quarter earnings.

5. Providing free prescription drugs for any American willing to be part of the clinical testing.

4. Allowing every American to take control of their health care by giving them a free bottle of whiskey, a stick to bite on, and a bone saw.

3. Funding an expedition to search for a sparkly, magical healthcare pony that can fix all of our coverage problems with a flick of its rainbow-colored tail.

2. Offering access to quality government-run health care and free international travel at all local recruiting stations.

People bitch about the public option, yet it’s perfectly okay for the 1.4 million men and women in the US Armed Forces.  Think about it- what insurance company in their right mind would offer coverage, guaranteed for a lifetime, to someone who might be seriously harmed in the line of duty? No one, the free market system wants nothing to do with that population- the risk to the almighty bottom line is too great.  So the US government self-insures every Soldier, Airman, Sailor and Marine.  Sounds kind of like a public option, doesn’t it?

1. Giving every American the freedom to choose between the health care system that we now have and the option to move your whiny asses to Canada or Europe if you think it’s so much better there, you freedom-hating, socialism-loving, quality-of-life-worshiping traitors.

I’m tempted to start writing about politics and current events on occasion.  We’ll see…

Aug 242009
 

Take a look at these screen captures of two profiles, each from a different swingers website

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Obviously, I’m posting these because they are of the same couple.  For starters, the profile name is the same on both sites and the pictures are the same.  Plus, we know them.

Notice some differences?

How about the age?

It gets better.  Neither age listed for either of them is correct.  They’re in their early fifties.

And believe me, they look it.  There will be no fooling anyone about their age!

The part about several months experience? Fiction.  We’ve been seeing them at parties as long as we’ve been going, which is almost a year.  From what we’ve seen both of them do, they are far from newbies!

The moral of the post: please, be truthful on your profile!  Even if you’re not known in the local party scene, eventually whoever you do meet is gonna figure out that the profile isn’t entirely truthful.

Aug 162009
 

Friday night DB has a test for his next belt in karate, so the whole family went to watch.  While we’re there, Veronica and I make small talk with Melanie, one of the other moms, who also happens to work in the building next to mine.  Now I’ll be the first to admit that whenever I take DB to karate class, I hope that she’ll be there are well.  Not just because DB and her son get along well, or because she is good company, but because she is really attractive.  She’s one of those women who makes me wonder what she would think about our involvement in the lifestyle.  Would she be repulsed, curious, aroused, asking for an invitation?

But that’s just my typical guy brain, thinking about fucking the mom of one of my son’s friends.

Or so I thought…

Later that evening, Veronica remarks to me “how cool would it be to find Melanie and her husband on a swingers website?”.  I make some smart ass remark along the lines of “like you wouldn’t want to get her naked!”.

She didn’t argue with me ;-)

Then something similar happened on Saturday. We went to a barbeque at an old co-workers house to celebrate his 50th birthday.  He and I worked together before I went back to grad school 6 yrs ago and while I’ve seen him since then, his wife and Veronica haven’t seen each others in years.  This was one of those gatherings with family, neighbors, coworkers and assorted friends, so many people didn’t know each other.

Veronica and I ended up spending time and chatting with 2 women who were also friends of my old c0-worker.  Both of them were pleasant company and we had good conversation about a variety of topics.  I was thinking that one of them was quite attractive, but said nothing to Veronica.  Not that I needed to…

Driving home, she remarks to me “That one in the blue sundress was pretty good looking, don’t you think?”

How cool is it that my wife checks out other women with me?

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I came across this picture recently and a Sunday seems like an appropriate day to share it.  I can’t find the words to describe my hatred of the Westboro Baptist Church.  Yes, hate is a rather un-Christian attitude to take towards a group of people, but these fuckers picket the funerals of soldiers killed in action, saying they deserved to die.  I refuse to link to their website, so here’s an article on Wikipedia if you don’t know about their activities.

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Wow, I think that this is about the most bi-polar post I’ve ever written!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Mar 312009
 

In my neck of the woods you can’t miss radio ads for a new law, the so-called “Slow down, move over” law.  I was initially dumbfounded that such a law is even necessary, so imagine my surprise when I learned that 42 other states already have such a law!!  Here is ours:

New legislation in Massachusetts aims to make police, firefighters, paramedics, tow truck drivers, and all roadside emergency and maintenance professionals safer on the job. The Move Over Law, which takes effect March 22, 2009, requires drivers approaching a stationary emergency or maintenance vehicle with flashing lights to move to the next adjacent lane if it is safe to do so, and, barring that, to reduce their speed. Failure to comply could result in a fine of up to $100.

Every year, first responders across the country are injured or killed on the job while providing emergency help and, in the past six months, several Massachusetts state troopers and other first responders have been injured. All citizens are asked to move over to make Massachusetts roadways safer for everyone.

The official text of the bill can be found here.

On the one hand, why do we even need such a law?  Isn’t it common sense to give a little room to emergency vehicles and the like on the side of the road?  I know, I know, if only common sense was actually common…

But take a look at the details.  It specifies that drivers “must reduce the speed of the vehicle to that of a reasonable and safe speed for road conditions.”  So it leaves the definition of safe and reasonable open to interpretation.  In Taxachusetts Massachusetts that is just asking for abuse!

And expecting drivers to determine what is safe and reasonable?  They’re not called “Massholes” for a reason…

I’m interested in your thoughts on this law.

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On to the TMI!  Let ‘em know if you play too…

1. Have you ever sent or received a sext message?

Most definitely!  Veronica and I often exchange sext messages and I’ve been known to send and receive suggestive pictures to and from certain special friends!

2. Have you ever made or received a booty call?

I know Veronica said yes, but I’m not sure if counts when your married and it’s your spouse.  I also don’t think any of our swinging partners count.  I’ve never contacted someone late at night for the sole purpose of sex, so I’ll have to say no.

3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference?

‘Fraid not..

4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?

We’ve been over this one before!  Oral at 16, intercourse at 20.

5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner?

Two and a half years older than me (that would be you, Southern Vixen!!) and, gulp, 13 years younger.  Maybe I’ll revisit the tale of Ned and Ann someday.  Or not.

Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog?

Lots of reasons- it’s fun, it’s an outlet for my recently discovered exhibitionist side, I enjoy the creative writing challenge posed by telling stories, it’s part of how I intereact with friends I’ve made, because Veronica and I have learned a lot in the lifestyle and like to share our experiences.

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Don’t forgot to visit Tits for Troops today!  Veronica and I are both there.

And this week is the 3rd Anniversary of The Other HNT.  You have sent Osbasso your picture, right? Right?

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