Bear with me, this is a funny story.

Our first 2 nights in Pittsburgh we stayed at a hotel. My sister and her family were staying at my moms, so there was no room for us. They left for home in NY on Friday so we were able to check out and stay at my moms for our last night there.

At my moms there are 2 spare beds, both in the basement, 1 a regular sized bed and the other a fold out couch. Darling Boy slept upstairs with grandma, so it was just Princess Persistent on the couch.

Once she was sound asleep, Veronica and I figured that it was safe to have sex, since she’s a pretty sound sleeper. We start out laying on our sides with me entering her from behind, then I roll her onto her stomach and pick up the pace.

Have I mentioned that my mom has a dog? Apparently he heard the bed squeaking and decided to start barking upstairs.  As if the squeaking bed wasn’t distracting enough!

Veronica suggests that we move to the floor (oh god please let PP stay asleep!). This oversized stuffed dog was the nearest thing that was available for preventing rug burn.

Of course, she got on her knees so I could fuck her doggie style :-)

18-105mm lens at 52 mm, 1/4 sec at f/5.0, ISO 800

 

I found this online and figured I’d see how many I’ve done.  And what I haven’t done, because it’s good to have goals ;-)
(It was written by a woman, so some obviously don’t really apply)

  1. Kiss a girl- well duh, of course!
  2. Have anal- quite often, as a matter of fact
  3. Have a threesome- yes
  4. Engage in group sex- yes
  5. Have phone sex- yes
  6. Masturbate- yes
  7. Use a vibrator- yes
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else- yes
  9. Be tied up- yes
  10. Tie someone up- yes
  11. Have sex in a public space- no
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)- yes
  13. Sex in a car- no (actually Veronica and I have, but neither of us came before we stopped)
  14. Sex at a drive-in- no
  15. Mile-high club- no
  16. Sex with a stranger- yes
  17. One-night stand- yes
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)- yes
  19. Sex on a boat- no
  20. Sex in a body of water- no
  21. Light spanking- yes
  22. Read erotica- yes
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game- no
  24. Sex in the shower- no
  25. Sex standing up against a wall- yes
  26. Sex with no kissing- yes
  27. Sex in the pitch black- yes
  28. Sex in the broad daylight- yes
  29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin- yes
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness- no
  31. Watch porn together- yes
  32. Watch porn alone- yes
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms- no
  34. Sex on the beach- no
  35. Blindfolds- yes
  36. Using ice sexually- yes
  37. Sexual role play- yes
  38. Whipped cream- yes
  39. La Perla lingerie sex- what’s that mean, she’s wearing it?  No
  40. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex- yes
  41. Sex with someone much older- yes (10 yrs, if you’re wondering)
  42. Sex with someone younger (legal!)- yes (13 yrs, if you’re wondering)
  43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner- no
  44. A quickie in a skirt- yes.  She was wearing it, not me.  Though I have worn a kilt ;-)
  45. A longie in the rain- no
  46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you- no
  47. Feather ticklers- no
  48. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else- yes
  49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone- yes, didn’t need to learn!
  50. Silent sex in a full house- yes

34 of out 50, not sure if that’s good or not!

Some of these I think are pretty silly and are included just to make it a list of 50 items.  Masturbation, watching porn, reading erotica, sex in the pitch dark, I bet just about any 18 yr old has done all of these!

So what would I add to my sexual bucket list?

Sex in front of an audience- probably won’t happen, I get self-conscious and have issues with a crowd watching, but I like the idea
Fisting- tried with Veronica, couldn’t get all the way in
Double penetration- tried with Veronica and with another couple once, it’s more difficult than it looks in porn!
Have a woman deep-throat me and massage my prostate at the same time

That’s all I can think of for now!  Anything obvious you think I missed?  How about YOUR sexual bucket list?

Sep 062010
 

The longer I’m away from home, the more I miss some things.  The other day Veronica commented that she misses the simple pleasure of sleeping next to me, listening to me breath and feeling my hand resting somewhere on her body.  It passed after a few minutes, and it certainly wasn’t her intention, but that little comment evoked a deep feeling of sadness that I really didn’t expect.

Yesterday MsTigerX texted me some pictures of the view from her porch, overlooking the yard.  Next thing I know, I’m thinking about my deck at home and the simple pleasure of sitting out back, watching with kids play in the yard.

In no particular order, other things I’m missing
- laying out on the hammock in the evening (see that header image above? You get the idea)
- tucking my kids into bed at night
- random acts of affection with Veronica throughout the day
- when my daughter climbs onto my lap for snuggles for no apparent reason
- date night with Veronica
- bike rides with my son
- taking the dog for a walk around the block with the kids
- feeling Veronica’s, well, everything
- home cooking
- our evening routine, kids in bed, Veronica and I relaxing together, finishing off the day with quality naked time
- and so much else.

8 more days and I’m on the road, 11 more days and I’m walking in the front door and into the arms of my family.

And there’s this too ;-)

Too Tired

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Mar 192010
 

Last weekend I told Veronica that I wanted to try to have sex/fuck/make love every day this week, leading up until I go away for work this coming Sunday.  We made it 4 days in a row, then Tuesday night rolled around.

We crawled into bed, turned out the lights, then Veronica said to me “I’m kinda tired, can I interest you in some morning lovin’ instead?”

No problem, I understand. After all, it’s about quality, not quantity

Wednesday morning I wake up around 6:15 and wonder what happened to her promise.  Normally her alarm goes off at 5:45, which wakes us both up.  Did she change her mind? Oversleep? I didn’t hear her alarm, didn’t it go off?  She comes back into the bedroom after her shower and I ask “what happened to your promise?”

Uh-oh, I know that look….

Well, I tried for about 5 minutes to wake you up, cuddling up to you, kissing and touching you, but you would have none of it!

I guess I was kind of tired, huh?

Maybe next time I should just suck your cock then climb on

Yes dear, that sounds like a great idea! :-)

 

Over the years, the kids have amassed quite the stuff animal collection.  PP likes to bring all as many of them as we’ll allow to the living room and arrange them around the coffee table, on the couch, or on my chair.

*click-click for a different take on doggie style ;-) *

Mar 052010
 

Today Veronica stayed home from work, as she had been fighting a bug all week, then this morning her throat was killing her, so much so that she couldn’t eat a thing. She got to the doctors office mid-morning and was diagnosed with strep throat.

All together now, “Awww, poor Veronica!”

Anyway, she got some prescription drugs, took a nice nap and is starting to feel better.  A short while ago, she was downstairs with PP while I was (still am!) sitting uptairs watching TV with DB when I got the following text:

Proposition for you: once the kids go to bed, you, me, leopard dress, boots, couch, I face the wall until you cum in my mouth

I replied that we could arrange that, if she’s really up for it.  Her reply?

Excelllllllent! Maybe take a pic for the Twitter feed

I don’t know, you think she’s feeling better?  If you’re not following me on Twitter, you might miss something good later.  Then again, I just might post a picture on here tomorrow as well ;-)

Perv Enabler

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Feb 272010
 

Relaxing in bed after a round of early-morning lovin’, earlier today:

Veronica: That was good, thanks

Hubman: Yes it was, and you’re welcome ;-)

Veronica: If you’d like, I’ll tweet when your cum is leaking out of me while I drive to NY

Hubman: You know that I’d like that!

Veronica: You perv!

Hubman: And you’re a perv enabler!

Round 2 of early-morning lovin’ followed soon after that :-)

Jan 092010
 

Whenever the “How often do you have sex?” type of question comes in a TMI Tuesday or elsewhere, we usually indicate somewhere between 5-8 times a week.

But honestly, we have no idea.  Sitting here and thinking back over the last week or so, since New Years Day, I can recall Veronica and I having sex 5 times.

So I’m going to start keeping track! I have a note started in my iPhone and will note the date whenever Veronica and I [with or without friends!] have sex.  Whether I share this info with my readers or not at some time in the future remains to be seen ;-)

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On a completely unrelated note, I’m really having fun with my Project365 and am really happy with the comments the pictures are generating.  So far I’ve found myself relying on the auto modes built into the camera and not using manual mode, instead focusing on the composition of the shots.  With time, I’m sure I’ll transition to more and more manual mode pictures.

I’m also pleased to see that some other bloggers have started their own Project365s. I want to create a separate blogroll to highlight them, but don’t want to leave anyone out.  Here are the bloggers I can think of off the top of my head:

Emmy, Dana, The B Side of Me, Hair Bows and Guitar Picks, Rafi’s World, Aphrodite, The Dogged Pursuit of Happiness.

If you have a Project365 and I missed it, please let me know and I’ll include you.

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