From a Danish TV show, where some guys are given a house and the task of doing whatever stupid and/or dangerous things come to find. All captured at 2500 frames per second!
Apr 212012
Mar 112012
Yes, the misspelling in the title is intentional.
The bad part? This isn’t some little independent gas station, this is a Mobil station with a dozen pumps, all with the same notice
18-105mm lens @ 105mm, 1/20 sec @ f/5.6, ISO 800
Mar 012012
These quotes were taken from actual Federal employee performance evaluations. I think we all know people deserving of at least one of them…
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
“His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.”
“I would not allow this employee to breed.”
“This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”
“Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
“When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”
“He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
“This young lady has a delusion of adequacy.”
“He sets low personal standards then consistently fails to achieve them.”
“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
“This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”
“Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”
“A gross ignoramus — 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
“He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.”
“He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”
“I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”
“He would argue with a signpost.”
“He has a knack for making strangers immediately.”
“He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
“When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
“If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”
“A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”
“A prime candidate for natural deselection.”
“Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
“Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”
“If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”
“If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
“If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.”
“It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”
“Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”
“The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”
Jul 202010
Signs like this one are posted around the hotel parking lot and I’ve also seen them around town and on billboards. I guess there is a bit of a burglary problem here in San Antonio. But really, do people really need to be told this?
Now this sign just annoys me. It’s on the side of the hotel, near the sign shown above. As far as I know, if someone breaks into my truck (well, not my truck, I’m careful not to leave anything valuable in it!), whatever they take isn’t “lost”, it’s “stolen”.
And this is why Veronica refers to me as literally man…
Jun 262010
Mile after mile of barrels, 11 miles to be exact, and for no apparent reason either. Thanks for the random lane closure PennDOT!
At least the weather was nice for our 550 mile drive home!
