Aug 102010
 

Admit it, you saw the title and expected to see a naughty picture, didn’t you?  The naughtiness is (usually) reserved for Wednesday and Thursday, you should know that by now ;-)

Instead, you get my poor dirty bike.  Monday afternoon I realized that the rear tire was flat, after I removed the wheel I realized just how dirty the poor thing has gotten.  It’s a far cry from a few months ago when it was brand new, as seen here and here.  At least I got the flat repaired and got in a 15 mile ride after dinner.

Speaking of nakedness, if you really want to see me, it’s Tits for Troops day and there should be a picture of me included in the mix.

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On a completely un-sexy note, there was a tragedy in the blogosphere last week- a woman lost 2 of her young children in a fire.  Veronica has a post today about it, including a link to Dana’s blog, where there is a button to make a donation to the family via PayPal if you’re so inclined.  I can’t imagine the pain this woman is feeling right now….

 

For reasons I can’t remember, I subscribe to the RSS feed for a site called Men’s News Daily: Your Daily Dose of Counter Theory.  It’s really a bunch of anti-feminist nonsense and more often than not I read the drivel posted there and just laugh at the idea that there are men who really think this way. Take, for example, these quotes from a post published on Monday:

But what is this new thing about men needing to wear pink to lend support to finding a cure for women’s cancer? Why can’t a man stand for something and still retain his male dignity in the process?

A man, still bound by his male dignity, can support a cause, but that doesn’t mean he’s to lower his self-worth in the process.

The whole idea associated with applying the femininity at the expense of masculinity is generated in disrespect for the male gender (his masculinity).

According the author of this post, I guess I’m sacrificing my dignity, lowering my self-worth and disrespecting my male peers by wearing this shirt.  I can live with that ;-)

Now I’ll admit that this is Veronica’s shirt that I borrowed for the sake of this post.  I have however owned pink shirts before.  I have a shirt in my dresser now that has a pink logo and when I was in college, my dormitory broomball team, mostly guys, jock guys, proudly wore hot pink team t-shirts.

If you’re interested in seeing me without my shirt, it’s Tuesday which means it’s Tits for Troops day.  As usual, Veronica is there too :-D

It’s also my sister’s 38th birthday today-Happy Birthday Sis!!

 

Look, TMI Tuesday lives!

1. With warm weather on the horizon, what outdoor activity are you most looking forward to?

I LOVE summer, it’s my favorite time of year, so there are several things. Relaxing in the yard on the hammock (as in my header image above!), playing in the yard with the kids, getting out on my bike.  And girls in shorts :-)

2. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

I don’t think we’ve found anything strange, though I sure there have been times that “lost” items have miraculously reappeared!

3. Daylight savings time was this month…what were you doing when you lost an hour?

Since it officially occurs at 2am, a time I rarely see, I was sleeping!

4. What are some weird home remedies that you have tried to cure allergies or seasonal colds?

I don’t put much faith in home remedies for the cold, and I don’t have any allergies.  The most I’ll do when I have a cold is take some Nyquil or Sudafed.  Other than that, I just ignore it.  It’s just a cold, not the end of the world.

5. If you could change the tune of the ice cream truck to any song, which would you change it to and why?

Why would I want to change the tune of the ice cream truck!?

Bonus (optional): What’s your craziest Spring Break memory? Explain.

Back in my college days, I was the epitome of spring break lameness.  I never went on spring break!!  I either went home, or stayed in town and picked up some extra hours at my job.

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Don’t forget to visit Tits for Troops today! Veronica and I, along with a number of lovely ladies, are flashing in the name of morale :-)

Veronica is revealing what she does when I’m not around.  You won’t believe it, so go read her post, would ya?

Happy Tuesday!!

 

So I guess I don’t really have a choice, it’s time to play!  I wonder if she’s trying to figure anything out about me….

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?

I have numerous friends in the blogosphere and the Twitterverse that inspire lustful thoughts. They know who they are ;-)

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?

Chocolate!!!!!

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?

I read this one outline and Veronica opined “cookies?”  She might be right!  I’m also greedy for her body….

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?

Me, Veronica, a hotel, room service.  Oh, and maybe a friend or two and a supply of condoms and lube :-)

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.

Physically? I’ve never been in an altercation as an adult, the last fight I remember was in 7th or 8th grade, I was getting picked on in class so I clocked him right in the face in the hall after class.  Verbally, I’ve written some pretty harsh critiques of manuscripts that have crossed my desk for peer-review in scientific journals.  Does that count?

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?

Never mind 6-pack abs, I’ll take a flat stomach, thankyouverymuch.  I also have a little bit of house envy.  When we moved to Massachusetts from Pennsylvania we had to downsize a bit, since housing is so goddamn expensive here.  I miss the space we had there and envy those with a home that size in this area.

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?

Of course I’ve had to swallow my pride- I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong.

I’m very proud of my kids, they’re the bestest.  Veronica’s professional growth and development has been a joy to watch over the years, rising from mind-numbing retails jobs to senior management in municipal government.  As for myself, there are 3 little letters after my name that I’m rather proud of earning.

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Click here for todays Project 365 photo

Veronica is writing at In the Real World: Venus vs. Mars today, about coping with job loss

Tits for Troops is up, Veronica and I are both going topless along with a number of others

 

[Scroll down for my picture of the day.  Also a new Tits for Troops is up, go there if you want to see Veronica and I]

Would you rather…..

1. A relaxing vacation or an adventurous trip?

Can I have a little of both? How about I take Veronica for a tour of Italy and bring my bike to punish myself in the Italian Alps?  Or a week in Vegas combined with a trip down the Grand Canyon?

2. Get a perfect nights sleep or have amazing sex?

Duh, amazing sex!  There is plenty of time to rest when you’re dead!

3. Be intimate with the lights on or off?

Lights on, of course! I’m a very visual person and love to see my partner. Not that I don’t enjoy the lights off sometimes…

4. Your S/O be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm?

What good is sex without an orgasm? I think I could work with a terrible kisser, but I couldn’t imagine sex without an orgasm!

5. Date someone much younger or much older than you?

How much is much? I’ve been with a woman 12 yrs younger and a woman 9 yrs older than me, overall I’ve had better experiences with older women.

Bonus (as in optional): Which reality show would you be good at? Why?

Veronica seems to think I’d be good at Survivor, but since I never watch any reality TV, I’m not really sure.  I’m more inclined to say The Amazing Race.

 

It’s been a little while since I’ve played TMI Tuesday, so what the heck…

1. What present do you hope ends up under you tree?

That’s easy!

2. What is the “naughtiest” thing you have ever done under a Christmas tree?

I’ve never actually done anything naughty under the tree, unless you count mine and Veronica’s HNT pictures last week ;-)

3. Do you prefer to give or receive?

As much as I hope to get the camera I want, I really do prefer to give gifts, especially when it comes to my kids.

4. What is your favorite part of a sexual partner’s body?

It depends on the woman and it depends on the day.  Sometimes, I can’t keep my hands [or mouth!] off of Veronica’s tits, another time it might be her ass that demands all of my attention.

And really, all of the parts of a lover’s body are my favorite!

5. What is your favorite part your body – the one you hope a sexual partner will find or pay the most attention to?

I’m kinda hoping she’ll find my cock and spend at least a little time paying attention to it ;-)

Bonus (as in optional): [Idea blatently stolen from Os and hist HNT wishes.] What Christmas wishes would you grant and to whom?

You’ll have to come back on Thursday to find out!

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Wanna know what Veronica did on her solo trip to NYC this past weekend? Click here to find out!

A new Tits for Troops is up today, Veronica and I are both getting into the holiday spirit.  If you ever want to participate, just e-mail Vixen at tftroops at gmail dot com- she’s always looking for new volunteers to show their boobs.  And moobs!

 

Sometimes, you just have to share some jokes and risk irritating a few people… [Images taken from Sik World]

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they’re not going to work in the future, either.

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What’s the Cuban national anthem?
“Row, Row, Row Your Boat”

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A blonde comes home one day to find her husband banging another woman.

“Billy, what are you doing?!” she cries.

Billy looks at his lover and says “See. I told you she was stupid.”

8103[Who me?]

What do blondes and turtles have in common?
When you get them on their backs…..they’re both fucked

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquires.
“I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded the young man.
“6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?”
“Yeah, my first blowjob.”
“Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.”
“No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will.”

8107[Any ladies who have my number, you know I like it!]

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Tits for Troops should be up, as usual you can find Veronica and I there.  And there might be another picture of she and I somewhere around here…

 

[Stealing the idea from Amorous Rocker, somewhere in this post there is a hidden bonus picture]

tmi tuesdayTMI Tuesday #211  Click here to see who else is playing along this week.

1a. You just gave yourself a body-shaking orgasm. How long do you have to wait before you can give yourself another body-shaking orgasm?

Body-shaking?  I’m not really sure, though I’m pretty sure I’ve rather efficiently gotten myself off twice within 30 minutes.

With a partner, I’m most certainly NOT in a rush to cum quickly.

Now that I think of it, there have been a few times with Veronica when I’ve had the elusive male multiple orgasm, cuming once, never getting soft, then cuming again no more than 4 or 5 minutes later.  Now if I could only figure out what triggers those and make it happen again…

1b. You just gave yourself a body-shaking orgasm. What is the longest you can wait until you absolutely have to do it again?

At various times in my life, I’ve gone pretty long between orgasms.  Nowadays, Veronica and I have sex damn near every day and I actually don’t jerk off all that often.

Of course, as I write this Veronica is asleep in bed after returning from her trip to NY over the weekend and I haven’t cum since Saturday night when I had phone sex with a blogger friend.  As pent up as I’m getting, I think Veronica is gonna get a nice mouthful the next time we fuck ;-)

2a. If you are good in this life, what will you come back as in your next life … if you come back as an animate being?

Why would I want to come back as anything but a person?

2b. ….. if you come back as an inanimate being?

What fun would that be?

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One of the things I appreciate about living in Massachusetts is it’s place in American history.  There are some pretty old sights- the USS Constitution aka Old Ironsides, Faneuil HallThe Old North Church, and many others.  Apparently, some homeowners like to demonstrate how old their homes are.  Sitting in traffic Driving to work each day, I’ve noticed these signs on some homes.

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1850′s, 1820′s, that’s pretty old.  Then I saw this one:

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Now I’ll have to keep my eye out and see if I can find anything older than 1795.

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Veronica arranged for 3 women to visit our house on Monday and she was thrilled.  You should visit her blog today and read about it ;-)   Also, don’t forget to visit Tits for Troops today, a new post is up.

 

great_read_awardThe fabulous Saucy Wildcat passed the Great Read Award on to me!  Thank you, my friend, I really appreciate it!

What I’m supposed to do is post a Top Ten list and pass the award on to some other bloggers I think are great reads.  Scroll down to the bottom to see who I’m passing the award on to.  Saucy posted her Top Ten favorite sex positions, complete with illustrations, while I’m going to talk about fantasies..

Hubmans Top Ten Unfulfilled Sexual Fantasies- in no particular order

  1. Have a foursome- me and 3 women.  After our trip to Vegas in a little over a week, this one may not be a fantasy any more.  Maybe I’ll even tell you all about it *wink*
  2. See Veronica with a really, really large cock.  I’ve seen her with a really large one or two, but she’s told me about a guy before we meet who was  a monster.  I’d like to see her with a man like that.
  3. Have a woman do a split on my face, then move down and lower herself onto my cock in a split position
  4. Get a prostate massage while a woman is sucking my cock.  I hear the orgasms can be, shall we say, explosive
  5. Help Veronica fulfill her fantasy of getting double penetrated- me in her ass, another man in her cunt
  6. I want to have a friend do nothing but take pictures of Veronica and I sucking and fucking to our hearts content.  Trying to get action self-pics is just too damn difficult.  Any volunteers? *wink*
  7. Veronica wants to learn how to squirt.  I want to help her reach that goal.
  8. I want to give a woman a porn-quality facial.  Yes, Veronica has had my cum on her face many times, but always because I missed or, umm, over-shot her open mouth.
  9. Have sex without a condom with someone other than Veronica.  That’s never happened but likely won’t change.
  10. Have a fun and exciting sex life with Veronica for the rest of our lives.  This is as good a place as any to mention that today is our meet-aversary.  Nineteen years ago today we met at a party and have been together ever since.  I couldn’t imagine my life without her.

Several of my favorite reads have already gotten this, so I’m only going to give it to a few people:

Sexy PTA Mom- great writing, hot stories and even hotter pictures to go with them.  She’s taking a little writing hiatus right now, but I happen to know it’s nothing serious and she’ll be back soon.

Emmy, Right Turn Without Signaling- she’s been writing thought-provoking posts and sharing some of her outstanding photography for quite a while.  She’s also recently been bitten by the HNT bug…

Lastly, our dear friend the Rumbling and Bumbling M- she is one of our oldest blog friends and it’s been such a joy to see her grow, to see her gain the strength to leave an asshat husband, to read all about her crazy kids and about her life in the boondocks in general.

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A new Tits for Troops is up!  Go check it out if you want to see Veronica’s boobs and my moobs.  Vixen is always looking for new contributors, so what are you waiting for? Send her your boobs!

April wrote about our dinner together on Sunday evening.  Click here to read her post, if you haven’t already done so.  Wednesday I hope to have a post up about the rest of my trip to Washington DC with Darling Boy.

 

You ever have those days when you feel like walking away from blogging? That the effort isn’t worth it? I know I have, not lately, but I have.  You put a lot of time and effort into a post, only to get just a handful of comments or look back and realize that your blog only got half the usual number of visits.  While I don’t pay that much attention to my blog stats, some things I can’t help but notice.

But then every once in a while I get an e-mail like this one that a reader sent me on Sunday:

A huge fan of your blog and would love to ask you and your lovely lady Veronica about 1000million questions about getting into the ‘lifestyle’.. but I just want to at least thank you for starting this great conversation that me & my husband have been having since we found your blog.

Keep it up! We look forward to reading and talking after your posts!

Or this, which is a snippet of an e-mail that I received yesterday:

I just wanted to write and say how much I’ve enjoyed both of the blogs, and eagerly look forward to reading your updates. Thanks!!

By no means do I think that my blog is all that and then some.  It’s just nice to hear some unsolicited positive feedback once in a while.  To all of my readers, frequent commenters and lurkers alike, thanks for visiting!

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Want to see Veronica’s boobs?  The answer should be yes.  Want to see my moobs?  She and I along with several others can be found at Tits for Troops today, so check it out.

dw3xojTMI Tuesday #205- Retread Questions [I'm pretty sure we've gotten some of these before...].  Click here to see who else is playing this week.

1. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

How about a whole genre? Boy bands have got to go!

Edit: After seeing Vixen’s answers, I have to amend this to add Kanye West.

2. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

This Saturday Darling Boy and I are on a plane for Washington DC for a little man-trip and sightseeing for a few days.  I’m sure we’d burn through a hundred bucks pretty quickly.

Or, on Friday October 9 Veronica and I get on a plane, without the kids, for 4 days in Las Vegas.  Woohoo!!!!!  We’ll burn through a hundred bucks even quicker there.  I’d get Veronica a lap dance with the stripper of her choice.  As long as I can watch :-)

3. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

TMI had a similar question before and I think I said something about the 1950′s being an interesting time.

I think it would be fun to go back to 1970′s Long Island, but as 39 yr old me, and check out Veronica as a kid.  And I’d ask my mother-in-law why she made Veronica wears those hideous glasses!  God those things were ugly…

4. What is your favorite curse word?

You wanna know, you fucking fuck? Fuck you, I’m not gonna fucking tell you.  I found this on the web:

I think shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. (do we know someone like this????)
Sometimes you just plain ole get “the shits”.
With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
Some people know their shit while others can’t tell the difference between shit and shineola.
Other people just have a Shit eatin’ grin on their face all of the time.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit’s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don’t want any shit at all.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anything else!

5. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Well I don’t know how lucky she was consider herself, but Scarlett Johansson is on my list.  As are many others…

Bonus (as in optional):You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?

Darling Boy has asked me before what superpower I’d want to have and I always tell him I’d like the power of invisibility, so that I can keep an eye on him without him knowing it.

For this question I have the same answer but for more, shall we say voyeuristic, purposes ;-)

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