“During really hot sex….the gag reflex is eliminated, even “among individuals who are quite prone to gag when objects are placed deep in their mouths.” (Objects! Har.)”
In the section Disorders Produced by Masturbation: “could cause not only impotence, but blindness, heart trouble, insanity, stupidity, clammy hands, “suppurating pustules on the face”, arid belches, stooped shoulders, flabby muscles, and a “draggy” gait. It was the Victorian-era version of the anti-crack campaigns you see today, with their close-ups of acne-blighted cheeks and discolored teeth: vanity as a force more powerful than medicine.”
“The cure for erectile troubles, then, was simple, Quit masturbating. Stop wasting your vital sap. Dismayingly, this included sap spilled involuntarily during sleep. Nocturnal emissions had to be prevented too. Here simple willpower wouldn’t do the trick. You needed technology. You needed, in the words of the U.S. Patent Office, a Device for Preventing or Checking Involuntary Spermatic Discharges”
Did you know that “To get inside a lubricated vagina, a penis needs to be hard enough to push against the opening with one to two pounds of force”?
“A research paper on the origins of premature ejaculation states that chimpanzees ejaculate within an average of seven seconds after they mount a female. the author speculates that it is perhaps because of this that chimpanzees are known for a lack of aggression among males during mating season. It’s hard to get irritable over a liaison that takes less time to finish than a banana.”
“This is what sex hormones do: “They make individuals perceive other individuals as more attractive than they’d normally perceive them.” Hormones are nature’s three bottles of beer.”
Interested? These are all quotes from “Bonk, The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex” by Mary Roach.
It’s a really funny book, you should check it out. Just know that if you read it on a cross-country plane flight, be prepared to have the your seat-mate looking at you funny as your periodly laugh out loud. Not that I would know anything about that….
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Excuse me, but where did summer go? School starts today for Darling Boy and he’s NOT happy. Speaking of school starting, our friend Garbonzo reposted something he published before with 10 pieces of advice for fostering a good relationship with your child’s teacher. Seeing as how he’s been a teacher for 10+ years, I suspect he knows what he’s talking about. I wonder how he would do with Calvin as a student…
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TMI Tuesday #202 Location, Location, Location
1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln’s lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?
I wonder if we could fuck in Yellowstone National Park and I could time my orgasm to coincide with Old Faithful erupting. That would be cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Yellowstone isn’t a monument, so sue me 
2. Have you ever “played” with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny’s, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?
I did try to fuck Veronica once with a cucumber…
Oh, that’s not what you meant? Sorry.
3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?
I’ve been the recipient of Veronica’s oral talents while driving on numerous occasions.
4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss’s office)?
The summer before we got engaged Veronica and I worked together at a sleepaway camp on the north shore of Long Island- she was a counselor and I was the Program Director/Sports Director. On many a night we would sneak away to the beach or find a secluded spot in the woods, she would slip off her panties from under her sundress and we’d have ourselves some fun.
Did I mention that this was a church camp?
5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman’s Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?
Besides the camp experiences I already mentioned? I don’t think so…
Bonus: What’s your favorite place (of all places) to have sex (i.e. The Bunny Ranch, Las Vegas)?
Between Veronica’s legs 
Amen!
Do you think you might be one of them? Just ask….
